ratface woman's last married boyfriend died while shopping for wotsits
how 'lol' is that, naked ape?
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:23, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

are you having a laugh or What?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:24, Reply)

100% totally serious
her name's tess, his name was neil, he started seeign her behind his mrs' back, then lead them both along practically living with both of them on different days of the week

keeled over in the crisp aisle of a supermarket, massive heart attack, died on the spot

it was well 'lol'
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:25, Reply)

he was in his early 40s, very overactive person, builder, ran his own company, two wives, no kids
dead, bosh
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:26, Reply)

probably had an undiagnosed congenitalol heart defect

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

more than likely
plus he'd wear shit loads of cheap aftershave

tbh i'm glad the prick's dead
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

A cautionary tale, if ever I heard one.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

totally 'lol' though
his wife and girlfriend didn't even have a punch up at this funeral, but both got half his ashes*

*ok that's a guess, but i assume so
(quintsy, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:27, Reply)

I'm not buying Wotsits again, that's for fucking sure.

( Kroney, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:28, Reply)

They should put a health warning on the packet or something.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 27 Sep 2012, 15:29, Reply)