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a couple of non-english speakers stopped me on my way to work for directions. I have no idea what they were looking for but he had a letter with the job centre logo on so I pointed out the large building directly across the road from us with the job centre logo in the window.
He didn't seem convinced that was what he wanted but fuck it, they'd probably have some Urdu speakers or whatever.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:22, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Later I discovered my wallet was STILL IN MY POCKET
how weird is that?
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:23, Reply)

whoah

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:26, Reply)

Apparently lots of pick pockets hang around tube stations near where the signs are saying "watch out for pick pockets"
As when the average punter sees the sign they pat the pocket where they're wallet is, thus showing the thief exactly where to target.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:29, Reply)

Those clever Romanians!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:34, Reply)

I know right!
Inside those potato like craniums are some shifty little brains
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 9:36, Reply)