Evening all.
I've been reduced to drinking shitty strongbow on account of having no decent booze in the house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:58, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

We've
all been there, tangles. I'm drinking Tennants.

Not happy at all.

Also, Colin Montgomerie is a grade A cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Yeah, but that's like water round your way, isn't it?
I don't know what a Colin Montgomerie is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)

No
don't like strong drink. Presbyterian, innit.

A "Colin Montgomerie" is a grade A cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

The path to glory
I'm drinking Netto sherry under a bush in the park.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

At least you're out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

But it's cold and rainy
Nobody told me that being an alky dosser would be so hard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

At least you're drunk.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

nope
Drinking shitty whisky with clemetines squeezed in. Or drinking from the bottle with foreign writing on that someone found in a barn. Or mixing anything you can find together in a bottle and adding ham. Or tesco value vodka with sour skittles in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)