Evening, shutins

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:00, 74 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Evening, Cavers.
I made a curry but I couldn't eat it all. Or even a whole portion of it.
The dog was happy about that.

What are you up to tonight?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:11, Reply)

hey up
I just had chips. Now I'm having a cup of tea. So after that excitement it's downhill.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:12, Reply)

There's fuck all on TV tonight
and we're too knackered to go out, so I've convinced mr b3th he wants to crack open the box set of Game of Thrones I bought him back in March.

I fully expect him to be asleep bythe time the first episode finishes.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

well, you can still enjoy it
if it's anything like the books it is immense (although I've heard the latest book is a bit pants)

I'm just bored, kinda feeling dumb for leaving things a bit late for the bash, that would sort my boredom out (except for the 8 hours on a bus, I suppose)
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:36, Reply)

Train would be quicker.

So far we've seen some people get their heads chopped off, and the opening credits are nice.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:41, Reply)

yay!
Basically he likes to kill off ALL TEH CHARACTERS, especially if you like them.

Train would cost £75
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:43, Reply)

That's pretty much the reason I'm not going.
Bank balance says 'no'.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:45, Reply)

i don't think mine would be too bad
except I just found out how much carpets are, want to go to Russia over Christmas, go to a friends' wedding in Cyprus next year and just got an invite to Glastonbury.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:47, Reply)

Evening La Cavy
Working - nearly done for today.

Who/what the person below that has flounced?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)

no idea
it was a day time thing.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:14, Reply)

Problem is
that the fucker won't flounce and has decided to annoy everybody.

Easy answer, though.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Anotherwanker.
According to Monty, he used to be Kano.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:34, Reply)

Evening all.
I've been reduced to drinking shitty strongbow on account of having no decent booze in the house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 20:58, Reply)

We've
all been there, tangles. I'm drinking Tennants.

Not happy at all.

Also, Colin Montgomerie is a grade A cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Yeah, but that's like water round your way, isn't it?
I don't know what a Colin Montgomerie is.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:14, Reply)

No
don't like strong drink. Presbyterian, innit.

A "Colin Montgomerie" is a grade A cunt.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:30, Reply)

The path to glory
I'm drinking Netto sherry under a bush in the park.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

At least you're out.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

But it's cold and rainy
Nobody told me that being an alky dosser would be so hard.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:18, Reply)

At least you're drunk.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

nope
Drinking shitty whisky with clemetines squeezed in. Or drinking from the bottle with foreign writing on that someone found in a barn. Or mixing anything you can find together in a bottle and adding ham. Or tesco value vodka with sour skittles in
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:15, Reply)

kittin cam
animal.discovery.com/tv/too-cute-kittens/kitten-cam/
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:12, Reply)

bored of kittin cam, now

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:13, Reply)

Not much doing, is there?
I may be going kitty shopping soon. Down to one now and she'd like a friend.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:16, Reply)

awww
sweet. Kittins are much cuter than cats, I think. I've never had a cat or a dog as a pet
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

I've never had any pets.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

really?
not even a goldfish?
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:21, Reply)

People always seem to find it surprising.
Not anything.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)

Look - see below!
Because you seem like a well balanced ordinary geezer with a capacity for empathy.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:24, Reply)

I can empathise with humans.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:28, Reply)

I'm getting a bit more on the creature side now.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:31, Reply)

I don't
I have no idea what their motivations are
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:38, Reply)

Much the same as other animals really.
Eating, sex and survival.
Humans tend to choose one to specialise in though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Basically they're all nasty
Their primary motivation is to get one step better on the slime covered ladder than you. Most of them are thick, so just confront them head on and they'll back away.

Be who you are and be a bit hard faced. You'll have most of them prostrated in 60 seconds.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You think she should stick her finger up people's bums within a minute of meeting them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:48, Reply)

It's a talking point.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:53, Reply)

OK, got it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I'll note that down
I'm surprised. Why not?
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:22, Reply)

My parents would never have consented to it
And if I'm honest, I was never really bothered.
I went thought phases of liking the idea of a pet, but I don't think I would really have enjoyed the reality.
I have no interest in cats or dogs or whatever.
We're just not animal lovers in my family.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:26, Reply)

I was brought up with cats and dogs
And it breaks my heart that people mistreat animals.

If you don't feel it please don't do it.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:29, Reply)

This, very much. My dog has helped me in many ways.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:32, Reply)

I wish them no harm.
I've been a vegetarian for more than half of my life.
I just don't want them living in my house.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:33, Reply)

So what drove you to vegetarianism then?
It's not a loaded question - My diet is about 90% vegetarian.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:36, Reply)

The first time I decided to give up meat I was eleven.
I watched a cat stalk and then kill a rabbit, then went home and was very aware of the meat we were having for lunch.
It appalled me and I didn't really want to eat it anymore.
I guess I just don't want to be responsible for the death of anything.
I've never missed it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

Gay.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:48, Reply)

I'm always curious
My ex-wife was vegetarian, and showed me the conditions that some farm animals live in. That turned me.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:52, Reply)

Well we are good at finding the most efficient way of doing things.
If you want to provide meat for millions of people, you don't have room for sentimentality.
I don't kid myself that nothing dies for me, I know that using animals is so ingrained in the infrastructre of our lives that it is impossible to avoid all meat industry byproducts, but I try to be as ethical as I can.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

And
That's fair enough. Some lke 'em, some don't.
But you don't pretend to like them, then neglect them.
That is cruelty.And unforgivable in my book.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:36, Reply)

I thought cats hated other cats?
Or is it just me that can't stand them?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:17, Reply)

Some are sociable
And they enjoy company - they are individualists when they go out.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:20, Reply)

Cavy - this is a SHIT party and I'm going to bed.
Ha!
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:02, Reply)

oh :(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)

I'm vegetarian too :'(

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:12, Reply)

I am drinking a 26 year old Dewar Rattray whisky
it is yummy yum yum

I hope this post makes your brain explode
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:14, Reply)

I'm
about to drink some Whyte & McKay cheapo blend from Sainsbury's Fine Comestibles..

Sixteen quid a litre.

Mmmmm.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:18, Reply)

lovely
for some reason I only like fancy whiskies, cheap ones are rubbish, I'd rather have vodka
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:10, Reply)

fancy ones are wonderful.
Well worth the expense.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:13, Reply)

nice
I don't know it. Is it single malt or blended? Peaty or sweet? What cask?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:01, Reply)

single cask
Speyside, Bourbon
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:03, Reply)

according to the website:
Miltonduff 1980

Colour: Mid to full gold.
Nose: Roses and violets. Aromatic. Oregano and thyme.
Palate: Thyme. Very herby. Velvety tannins. Smooth. Darjeeling tea.
Conclusions: Well structured oak combines with balanced herbaceous notes.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:06, Reply)

sounds more savoury than sweet.
My current tip is Naked Grouse.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:08, Reply)

what's that like?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:10, Reply)

tastes like butterscotch.
Vanilla notes, well balanced.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:11, Reply)

not really drunk good blends before
i shall keep a look out for it
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:13, Reply)

I would rather have a good blend than a mediocre malt.
It's only three whiskies in the blend and they work perfectly.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:14, Reply)

As close as he'll get to a nude bird this year!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:13, Reply)

evening jeff
it's like you always anounce yourself with a joke, like on old American sitcoms when someone walks in, says a thing and there's canned laughter
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:15, Reply)

sounds lovely
I didn't know you were a whisky drinker.

I have an Auchentoshan Heartwood on the go.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 23:07, Reply)

Needs
moar mince.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:26, Reply)

pr­ick

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