I don't
I have no idea what their motivations are
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Much the same as other animals really.
Eating, sex and survival.
Humans tend to choose one to specialise in though.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:42, Reply)

Basically they're all nasty
Their primary motivation is to get one step better on the slime covered ladder than you. Most of them are thick, so just confront them head on and they'll back away.

Be who you are and be a bit hard faced. You'll have most of them prostrated in 60 seconds.
( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:46, Reply)

You think she should stick her finger up people's bums within a minute of meeting them?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:48, Reply)

It's a talking point.

( The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 21:53, Reply)

OK, got it

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Fri 28 Sep 2012, 22:13, Reply)