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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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i can't remember ever falling over in public
i did once walk into a roadsign while texting, though.

ok, twice. and the second time i wasn't texting :(
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
and it was the same sign

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
you are such a silly billy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
\o/

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I've walked ball first into a bollard while texting.
It wasn't nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
what kind of bollard was it?

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Ball height, metal, the sort to stop you driving down pedestrian streets

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
oh right, i prefer power bollards

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Are they the one that lift up out the ground?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
no i mean like 'simply the best' by tina turner
and 'heaven is a place on earth' by belinda carlisle
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I like the final countdown by europe.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i don't

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
oof, pity it wasn't filmed.
250 quid from you've been framed.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i actually sent a video to YBF once, they send a nice email back but they never showed it or gave me £250

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
i guess it's kind of like when you get the go to jail community chest card in monopoly in that respect

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
ungrateful cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
it was just a mate of mine inhaling helium and talking shit
i don't blame them really, he's quite the prick
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
was it malc?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
nah, malc's not allowed to drink

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I think drinking liquid helium might have a permanent effect on one's vocal chords

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
at -268 degress C it would evaporate before it left the cup

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
oh and does your bird need her tit chopping off?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
did you miss the all clear thread on friday?
her tits are absolutely fine
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
good news, you don't need to dump her now.
WINNING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
she was a right moody cow this weekend, mmps
dunno what's got into the miserable cow
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
not cancer, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)

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