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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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fuck off with your cliquey lolb4sh shite.
when was the last time you fell over in public?

Alt: alt questions can fuck off. do you agree?
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:17, 141 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
The first day after a bash is always really good on here.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
yeah, smahing.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
Do you remember that bit when some user asked another user for a drink and they bought them a different drink instead?
LOL!
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
you're encouraging them chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Just like that one time when female b3ta user wanted to sleep with male b3ta user but they were both too drunk lol.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
I AM FIGHTING THE URGE TO SAY THIS IS YOU AND YOUR GF YOU'RE TALKING ABOUT

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
Not very hard obviously.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
haha!
this works on two levels *like*
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)
I fell off my bar stool last week after a nice long drinking session.
I was a little bit embarrassed.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
oh pigster, in your own joint?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
nah,
in a mates pub.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
well thank fuck for that.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
i can't remember ever falling over in public
i did once walk into a roadsign while texting, though.

ok, twice. and the second time i wasn't texting :(
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
and it was the same sign

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
you are such a silly billy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
\o/

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
I've walked ball first into a bollard while texting.
It wasn't nice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
what kind of bollard was it?

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)
Ball height, metal, the sort to stop you driving down pedestrian streets

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
oh right, i prefer power bollards

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
Are they the one that lift up out the ground?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
no i mean like 'simply the best' by tina turner
and 'heaven is a place on earth' by belinda carlisle
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
I like the final countdown by europe.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)
i don't

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
oof, pity it wasn't filmed.
250 quid from you've been framed.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)
i actually sent a video to YBF once, they send a nice email back but they never showed it or gave me £250

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
i guess it's kind of like when you get the go to jail community chest card in monopoly in that respect

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)
ungrateful cunts.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
it was just a mate of mine inhaling helium and talking shit
i don't blame them really, he's quite the prick
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)
was it malc?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
nah, malc's not allowed to drink

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
I think drinking liquid helium might have a permanent effect on one's vocal chords

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)
at -268 degress C it would evaporate before it left the cup

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
oh and does your bird need her tit chopping off?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)
did you miss the all clear thread on friday?
her tits are absolutely fine
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)
good news, you don't need to dump her now.
WINNING!!!
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
she was a right moody cow this weekend, mmps
dunno what's got into the miserable cow
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
not cancer, that's for sure.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Alt: Fuck off.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)
Hey mumps, what's scottich tablet?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)
Heroine?

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Skag pour femme

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)
irnbruprofen

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
haha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)
arf.

(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
a good way to lose some teeth.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:35, Reply)
Och-ayePad?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)
RACIST

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)
it's a hard version of fudge.
sugar and condensed milk. More or less.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)
I've eaten it now, it tastes like fudge that has gone off

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
it shouldn't.
It should just be a more crystalline fudge because the sugar isn't totally dissolved or melted or sutin.
(I helped save b3ta! the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
That what i menat, like hard fudge that cracks under pressure rather than squidging
I now have maple syrup cookies from Canada, this week is starting badly
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
What's wrong with some good old-fashioned English stodgey pudding, eh?
Bit of Spotted Dick to take you back to your days at boarding school.
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)
I love a bit of spotted dick and custard

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
And that's how he ended up with anal warts.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)
it's the same texture as crack.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

ra +o
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
Who watched this weeks Thick of It?
It was "well lol" I enjoyed it a lot.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)
I'll haev to catch it on I-player

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)
Just stick your headphones in and watch it at your desk.
no one will notice.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)
wankers.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)
prick

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
prick

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
Those crazy Scots, with their bin-foraging ways
www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-scotland-north-east-orkney-shetland-19783214
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
i wonder how many people pulled down his trousers and raped him before he was rescued?

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)
And then he got arse raped.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)
I wonder how many sheep got their own back before dozer was rescued.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)
that was me.
I was hungry, ok?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)
I don't fall over in public.
I have the agility of a mountain goat, the grace of a cat and the reflexes of a snake.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:02, Reply)
you have no legs?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I have one of those push along wheeled tray things.

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
The kids are calling them "skateboards" these days.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)
And the unreliability of a french car.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
But only when reversing away from trouble.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I stubbed my toe on Sunday and took a chunk of skin off the front of big toe :(

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:03, Reply)
I hope it's terminal

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
I fear it may be, I'll leave you my collection of nachos that look ike Blue Peter presenters

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
This is so dull they should bring back ba5h talk

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)
fuck you chompy.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
I want to know what food they ate before the bash and what bands monty played on the turntables

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
I bet he well set the roof on fire and they all done a lol!

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
And then Boss Keloid says to me..........

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)
Stunned is trying ^

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:06, Reply)
Very

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:08, Reply)
I had a bizarre b4sh dream last night
It was in Coventry and there were two Montys and Jeff
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)
start your own thread for lolb4sh chat.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
There will be no lols at covbash

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Get a good curry though.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)
Undoubtedly the best.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:32, Reply)
no

(PsychoChomp, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)
A nightmare then?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)
SPELLCASTING
P-R-I-C-K-S
(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)
Morning, Quints.
You were missed @ LOL4BASH.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
evs

(quintsy, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:27, Reply)
It was terrible

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:19, Reply)
I'm eating a big slice of cake and I feel a bit sick
but I'm only halfway through.

FOOD THREAD
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:18, Reply)
Real men just eat a mouth full of flour, egg and sugar then punch themselves in the stomach.

(I helped save b3ta! G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩&#128, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:21, Reply)
Set fire to it too

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:24, Reply)
typical frenchman, always thinking with his coq

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
You even surrender when eating cake.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:25, Reply)
Clearly he is a peasant

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 11:28, Reply)

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