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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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anyone would think you weren't trying desperately to slip me the tongue on saturday

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)
Why do you think I brought KY jelly for people?

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:28, Reply)
monty

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:30, Reply)
He probably snorted it.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
i did laugh a lot when rakky opened her handbag and it was full of lube
i don't think it was quite what the ex was expecting to see.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
Stunned suggested I should have got her some fem fresh.
EDIT: why on earth did you bring him along? Why does he wear such a stupid hat?
(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:49, Reply)
ha, i'd never seen the hat before
something about his hair.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:50, Reply)
He is definitely gay.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:51, Reply)
I was looking forward to hearing what people thought of him.
I'm glad you didn't let me down, Battered.
(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:52, Reply)
Worst still... he's a darkie.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:53, Reply)
dad? is that you?

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:54, Reply)
in your fanny or was he standing on a barstool?

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:31, Reply)
I wouldn't go anywhere near her manky vadge. I hear her fanny batter is like battery acid.

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:35, Reply)
at least you don't expect to go in dry like most internet shut-ins

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)
I heard it's like used motor oil

(, Mon 1 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

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