Morning Monty.
You hippy you. The shit that will come out about Saville, is fucking unbelievable. Wait till Cliff Richard dies, it'll be another handwringing crap.
Alt, yeah it's bollocks.
Alt alt, went to Liverpool Tate the other week, excellent day out. Turner, Monet and Cy Twombley exhibition, beautiful stuff.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 9:58, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Yeah I fucken loved 'The Wombles Square Dance' too - beautiful stuff indeed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

Thankfully, this isn't Jimmy Saville and children introducing it.
www.youtube.com/watch?v=VIxkqoNi8I4

Totally safe for work.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

All I know of Cy Twombly - except that he had a stupid fucking name - is that he painted some massive canvasses red and somehow convinced the Tate Modern that is was art
The man is either a talentless charlatan or the world's best salesman.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Or Mike Batt in a furry suit.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

It's a mixture of both
Talentless charlatan who was the world's best salesman. Truly awful dross.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I must disagree with this. He did some excellent stuff.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Quite possibly
I've only seen the big red canvases
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

All I could think when I saw that was
"The only difference between this supposed artist and myself, is that he thought of this ludicrously shit idea first"
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I like Cy Twombly's work

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Morning Plum.
Cheers.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

alright Pook?
We've got drunk thegither in real life, I'm not all bad, am I?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Nah, I don't believe the rumours. I want to marry you and have your children.

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I've had his children
Very well behaved, didn't cry once.

Unlike my cock.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Final nail in the coffin right there folks.^
sorry doze, fuckin knackered and in a viscous mood.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I'm not even going to pick you up on the spelling mistake
THAT's how awesome I am
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

I was going to.
THAT'S how much of a prick I am.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

go and fuickin fuckyourslef you tofu flavoureed boyce

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

You are only saying this because you are in a thick, sticky consistency between solid and liquid kind of mood.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

*chortle*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

And yet you didn't
If you're hoping this will provide you a measure of redemption from the kingdom of prickishness, I'm not sure where I'm going with this.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Some men are born pricks, some men achieve prickishness and others have pricks thrust upon them.
I think I'm the former, whereas you are the latter.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

"Thrust upon" implies I'm unwilling

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

Not at all
I am sure that is how you prefer it.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

blame spell check.
not that I shitting care.

morning sweetie
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Morning precious
Why so knackered?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

ex wife's grandmother dying.
sleeping on sofa and taking care of boy while ex at hospital also trying to work occasionally.
( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

Oooooh shit
Sorry to hear that mate. How's the lad taken it?
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

he's OK, a bit shook up, not least to see me and his mum under one roof and being civil, but OK

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Good on him
And well done for suspending hostilities
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Wouldn't it be easier for your son to stay with you instead?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

not really, his school's round the corner from him mum's place.

( CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)