In a possibly related (in that it's news) note
Is it churlish of me to wonder why a five year old girl was outside riding her bike at half seven on a school night in October?

I mean, obviously I hope she's not been paedo'd and murdered (though that's increasingly unlikely) but what were her parents thinking?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:16, 5 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

probably "i've had enough of that fucking kid (boyo), stick her outsideogogoch on her bikealans for a bit"

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

I dun a click

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Picking up men?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

She's running her own Van valet service, it's all just a big misunderstanding.

(PsychoChomp, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

It is a risky profession though.
It didn't pan out too well for Sarah Payne.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

fuck off outside you shit making noise machine?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

+ from Wales

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

My kid's still in the pub at half seven.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Well, I don't have kids, so I'm not entirely sure of the protocol
but surely that's a bit late to be wandering round outside? Then again, the report said she was playing out with friends, so maybe it's not. I dunno.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

It's a school night, She should have been indoors getting ready for bed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Maybe she was, until she realised she was out of lube
and headed off down the shops to get some
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

That's what I thought.
Not that she deserves to be kidnapped just because she's from a frightful chav family.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

Possibly her kidnappers, or the slavers they sell her to, would have a better grasp of what constitutes a reasonable bedtime

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

Well I'm afraid I disagree.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)