i am always right, it doesn't need to be proven
this place is fine. there is only one spastic cunt, who unfortunately hasn't died in a fire by the look of it. everyone else is a lovely snuggly kittum.

berk said she saw you and lusty. i got home and she was in bed. i made her get up and eat pizza with me. i am a terrible bully.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:41, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

ANSWER MY FB MAIL

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

oh yes
sorry darling, there are cats roasting away in hell with a better chance than i have of getting out of here before about 7pm :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

Fair enough
Thought it was a long shot. Now I know, I can book my train tickets :-)
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

OR you could book a late train ticket and THEN we could have a drink

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

There's late and there's LATE
Also, if I have to kill time between 3 and 7pm, I will be HAMMERED by the time you get there.
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Mrs Foxtrot: "So why will you be back so late?"
Darth: "I'm just meeting a girl off the internet for a drink"
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

Very, very, very much this
Especially since I'd have to miss a Ballroom lesson for the sake of said drink
(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

name names you fucking whale!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

oi
i'm a celibate whale, thanks
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Definitely not buying you a drink then

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

haha

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

you horrid bitch, i thougt we were getting on ok
:'(
(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

i like you even less when you make me laugh

( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

i can now see where all of your relationships have been going wrong

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:54, Reply)

sssssh, that is a sore word at the moment
if we were on fb, i would be saying "it's complicated"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

have you been dumped by a gay, AGAIN?

(quintsy, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

We haven't even met

(Darth Foxtrot A one-man army dedicated to making fetch happen, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

big drunken argument and now he isn't talking to me :(
on the plus side, his hot mate is
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

^this right here is why you're going to be a crazy old cat lady.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:05, Reply)

frankly anything is easier than dealing with men and their irrational crazy ways
except cat allergies. i keep telling you. i will be a barren old budgie breeder.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:09, Reply)