Birthday present from my brother and sister.
I don't have a garden Al, no chance of a BBQ at mine.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 11:59, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

That's not a bad present actually.
Unless you really hate sausages.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

Or he's secretly Jewish

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

I am well chuffed.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

LOL you have to live on food aid or you'll die of hunger because you are broke!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I get this new and topical joke!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

Careful, or mumps might get upset.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

I find this extremely unlikely.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

No, you're correct.
He is the epitome of level headed calm. Much as Captain Placid is a prime example of the kind of man you'd want to look after your teenage daughter.
(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)