Just say 'awww, cute' or some such nonsense. People love hearing that about their kids.
'Oh my god, she's gorgeous, I bet she gets nonced' is less acceptable, apparently.

Alt: I was very cute for about nine months, then I got round and shiny. My poor genetic material is one of the main reasons I will never reproduce.

Alt Alt: that's a good idea. I hope you're paying.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:13, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

That's not the main reason.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:17, Reply)

And what would the main reason be?
Do tell.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:18, Reply)

I don't know if I should say, you might unleash your mod powers on me in a fit of pique

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:21, Reply)

I'm guessing it would have something to do with
no-one wanting to have sex with me.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:23, Reply)

That or your husband being too old.

(Bazongaloid, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:25, Reply)

Well, there's that too.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Tue 2 Oct 2012, 12:27, Reply)