I read that as 'my excrement was a typhoon'
and though, 'I hear ya, brah'.

Do you like whisky? I'm really keen to try some more Japanese ones, as they've been winning awards for them for a while now.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:18, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Actually, that's quite a good Photoshop idea...
...using the footage of the typhoon blowing the car over on Okinawa.

check it out

But anyway, you're recovering now?
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

'Initial reports suggest Daniel-San unharmed'
I'm fine now. This is a minor miracle as I had four pints and half a bottle of cognac last night, I should feel dreadful.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

Cognac is medicinal.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I knew it!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

I should know
I offer quack nutritional advice as part of my job.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:32, Reply)

Top stuff!
It passed us with a few damaged trees left in it's wake. I was on Skype to my daughter and she thought it was great!

Cognac eh? I've kept off the spirits for a while - they make me feel funny (falling over and puking 'funny').
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

I'm so-so on whisky,
my dad's a bit of an expert, but it's a BIG THING over here - the sort of thing you give as a nice present to someone. My boss here used to hate whisky and didn't like the nice bottle I brought over the first time I visited, but he met a Scottish guy and is into it all now.

For Japanese stuff, the trick is to go into a small sake place that also sells whisky and pick up a bottle there.

Without meaning this to sound as creepy as it sounds, if you have a favourite, let me know and I'll look out for it.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Wow, nice one.
I've only tried a couple and they were lovely. My field of knowledge is cognacs, if I'm honest.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:36, Reply)

Alright,
I'll have a rummage around - get the locals' opinions - and bring you back something.
(Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

BUDDHA'S NAME BE PRAISED.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 2 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)