Went round to fix my ex-wife's broadband on numerous occasions
despite knowing full well that she quite probably wouldn't lift a finger to help me if I needed a hand.

Alt questions are there to back up the inevitably shit opening question.

My ex-GF, who is so completely bonkers she makes my ex-wife look like the Dalai fucking Lama. She really is of no use to anyone on this planet. She was a half decent ride, but they do say that the mental ones always are, don't they?
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You appear to be the common denominator here.
Do you think it is that you are attracted to people with mental health problems, or do they end up that way after being with you?
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)

This is an excellent question. I'll go for answer b)
My current GF is not in the slightest bit mental, however I have warned her that I'm keeping a close eye on her.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)

I'm sure when she glances up from her work and sees you staring through the window at her
it won't affect her mental state at all.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:17, Reply)

Yeah but at least her windows are lovely and clean.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:23, Reply)