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What have you done recently that has made you feel like more of an adult than you thought you were?
This morning I went to a Montessori nursery with Mrs B' to put our daughter's name down for next year (typical white middle class north London issue). This made me feel scarily responsible and 'grown up'. When did you last feel like a real adult?
Alt: Is there really a point to 'alt' questions?
AltAlt: who would you like to kill themselves* (other than me)?
* Bono is obvious, so be more creative than that thanks.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:37,
166 replies,
latest was 13 years ago)
mk2 Golf brakes.
Alt: No
Altalt: EVERYONE THAT'S BEING MEAN TO ME
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:39,
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I'm going to spend tonight doing a budget :(
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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Always a joy. Worth doing though to avoid having to 'do a Boyce'.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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For what?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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Really expensive month this month and next
I think I might have to jiggle things around.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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well, it's one way to make a bit of extra cash.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:45,
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I thought that was his girlfriend?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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do you not mean 'girlfriend'?
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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Possibly...
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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I'm caning the overtime at the moment to clear as much mortgage/debt as possible
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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Wish I could do that, I really do, two weeks of weekends would sort me right out.
I even tried to sell some annual leave but they just told me to roll it over.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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I had the joy of my mortgage going under £100,000 this month
\o/
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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Fuck you
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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I am quite proud of this
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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I'd not heard of Montessori
I felt like a real adult last night when I declined to tell my mother to fuck off
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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I like this answer.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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Why is that?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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I know the feeling, although not with my mother
or yours for that matter. It's hard to get credit for all the things you want to say but are too fucking grown up to say, because everyone just takes it for granted.
so I thought you should get some credit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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I actually feel better now
Thanks
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:45,
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Good, you should.
your maturity, levelheadedness and tolerance has made the world just slightly less shit.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Actually it made the world more shit for me and my son, but meh
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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Oh, OK.
you'e a cock then.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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Yeah thanks for that sporters do me out of a hate fuck why don't you
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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See, I feel better twice now
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Here to help honey pie
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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I s'pose being supportive to my ex-wife while ther nan died was pretty grown up
Not sure how much longer I could have stood it though.
Alt: think of it as insurance against the initial question being a bit shit.
AltAlt: no one really, sorry /hippy.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:42,
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The old bird has finally done everyone a favour then?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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Yes, at about 4AM.
I have been awake since then and am at work. apologies if Iuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuuu
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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You seem more coherent than normal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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Amazing
I can barly type straight.
still my own bed tonight for the first time in a week. bliss.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:55,
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I just walked past Rik Mayell sat on a bench in my local park, shall I ask him to kill himself?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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Yes please.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Smash him round the head with a cricket bat
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Ask him to be funny again.
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Drop Dead Fred is a good film.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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Yeah.
Bombadier is probably a perfectly decent pint but now I will never be able to bring myself to order it.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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I like Bombadier and I quite like those ads
I'll ask him if he lives locally or did he travel here by quad bike ?
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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Oh my god, you are WTN
paradox alert!
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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Unless he is upside down in a hedge, I'd wager "no"
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Hahahaha
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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althouygh now I think of it, you're not a normal person
you an advertising-prick, so you would.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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Taking my daughter to school on her first day,
that was pretty grown up and exciting for us both.
Alt: Not sure, depends what is asked.
AltAlt: Bankers! Yes, they're all to blame!!
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Jimbojames Wishing every day could be like today, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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Montessori nursery? FFS, you are rating pretty highly on the Nakers Scale here.
Alt: Of course there is, you are trying to encourage as many contributors as possible to the thread. If the main question is irrelevant to someone, they may not post.
AltAlt: You seem to think a second Alt has a point then?
As it is International Pick On Kroney Day, I nominate him.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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:( What did I ever do to you?
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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Nothing really, but in the interests of keeping the thread alive someone has to kill themselves.
and I'm afraid that someone is you.
Soz.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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Seems reasonable.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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so, make with the razor blades.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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I'm glad you understand.
If it is of any reassurance to you, some people refer to suicide as "the coward's way out".
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Again with the funnies
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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Montessori isn't cheap either. £3k a term.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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Well if they have to genetically reengineer dinosaurs to teach the kids, I'm not surprised
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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Oh god, I hate you.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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All Monty's stories cost that much
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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Went round to fix my ex-wife's broadband on numerous occasions
despite knowing full well that she quite probably wouldn't lift a finger to help me if I needed a hand.
Alt questions are there to back up the inevitably shit opening question.
My ex-GF, who is so completely bonkers she makes my ex-wife look like the Dalai fucking Lama. She really is of no use to anyone on this planet. She was a half decent ride, but they do say that the mental ones always are, don't they?
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:46,
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You appear to be the common denominator here.
Do you think it is that you are attracted to people with mental health problems, or do they end up that way after being with you?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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This is an excellent question. I'll go for answer b)
My current GF is not in the slightest bit mental, however I have warned her that I'm keeping a close eye on her.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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I'm sure when she glances up from her work and sees you staring through the window at her
it won't affect her mental state at all.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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Yeah but at least her windows are lovely and clean.
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Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:23,
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Your mum?
alt: Sometimes
altalt: Not really, I prefer people that are that evil to suffer, long-term.
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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Altalt: No one. The best revenge is living well
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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Word of warning:
My boss’s wife used to be a teacher at a Montessori school – she is borderline illiterate and were I to be told she’d be teaching my child I would change her school immediately. Seriously she’s lovely but such an utter dunce that she’s only allowed basic functions on our sales system and constantly cuts and pastes our photography into emails to press, leaving us without a master copy. This has gone on for 8 years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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You could just take it from her sent items.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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Or backup
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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While she fucks the track up
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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Drop Dead Fred
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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Stick it up your .....
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localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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Easier than that
I've a copy of the whole image bank on my local drive which she can't access so when they go 'missing' (cue Groundhog Day esque bafflement like it's never happened before) I simply copy and paste a replacement.
Seriously she's got a very low IQ - if Montessori people hired her to teach others I question their judgement and I question it HARD.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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One of the little caps came home with his end of term report from his first pre-school
and one of the first entries read "He done a picture". The rest of it was similarly written...I was not impressed.
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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Put on the reply slip
NO, YOUN ARE
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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or just scrawl 'LOL' in red crayon all over the front page
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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I take a very dim view indeed of that.
I would send it back circled in red with 'see me' written on it.
My nipper (just started primary) is changing schools again in Jan. as our 1st choice school has expanded into a new site and now she has a place there. Hoping that's a good move. I think so as they are easily the best state school for miles.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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Someone close to me worked at the same group, so I complained in a very casual way
but made it clear that I thought they ought to get their act together
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:04,
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That's really poor isn't it?
I'm rather annoyed on your behalf.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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That's appalling.
Fucking civil servants! "We want more money", they whine.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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BOYCOUTT THE CLUB

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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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*falls off bike*
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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FFS.
I got a cup of tea at a A-road caravan place that was selling "sandwicwes".
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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Was it nice?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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Choose and peckle.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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Nie'ss wun.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:36,
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Each term little tangle comes home with a letter from the headteacher advising us of how well he has been doing.
You know the sort of thing, standard template letter that they send to the decent kids.
Each time I cringe at the misuse of possessive pronouns in it.
I realise that it is probably written by the school secretary, but still, if you are going to sign your name on something, you should fucking read it first.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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Quite agree
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Two Hats 🎩🎩, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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Burn the school down. It's the only language they understand.
Well, that and fucking Urdu or Hindi or some bollocks.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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We are taking references from other parents.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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I'd ask for references for the parents too.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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^ This
See below.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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People who need to justify having spent three grand a term on a fucking nursery school?
Yeah, they'll be able to help with a balanced view.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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haha!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:04,
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Isn't Montessori just playing with no structured learning?
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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Wikipaedo says yes
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Rote learning ftw.
Critical thinking to follow.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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I quite agree.
Get the facts in there first, and explain what they mean later.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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Too right.
I still occasionally have those "so that's what it means" moments.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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Ah, the old "no means no" conundrum.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:14,
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Hahahahaha.
Exactly!!
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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Those kids you see in supermarkets throwing a fit because mummy said "no you can't have sweets"
and then she gives in and they get sweets?
I often think they're going to grow up to be rapists.
think tell her
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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think they're going to grow up to be rapists abduct them, the sexy little Welsh minxes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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Have they found the body yet?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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Ask Lighty. He's the nonce.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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Please, she's Welsh
I have standards. Low ones, but still standards.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:35,
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It also says
In 1967, the US Patent Trademark Trial and Appeal Board ruled that "the term 'Montessori' has a generic and/or descriptive significance."[28] Therefore, in the United States and elsewhere, the term can be used freely without giving any guarantee of how closely, if at all, a program applies Montessori's work.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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I think it's time we both set up a £4k a term nursery school in London.
33% better than that other one!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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Sod that. I hate kids
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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We'll just get Monty's illiterate mate to do most the work.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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But Nakers wastes most of his time on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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Errrm, he said 'mate'?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:20,
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Like that shit new university that Dawkins is lecturing at.
Heathen bastard.
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Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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I used to know a carpenter who made 'learning toys' for Montessori schools.
I think the main thing they learn is how to fit the right shape in the right hole.
So they'll at least end up more qualified than most people on here.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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Sex education starts early
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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That's 'SirJimmeh-ssori' innit?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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Be careful to let Mrs B drop your daughter off
or they might not let you leave without Mummy
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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Hahaha 'look! This is my driving license!!!'
'Oh really, you are a funny little boy aren't you?'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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Elbowing a small elderly woman in the face to get a free umbrella this morning
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:14,
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YESSSSSS
DARWIN STRIKES AGAIN, BITCH!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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Thinning the herd
pneumonia for her next time it rains
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:17,
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And thus the great wheel life turns inexorably once again.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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Hey Gonz
www.bbc.co.uk/news/health-19812064Get yourself some snakebite.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:35,
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What about the good side effects, like that floaty "oh lol, I think I stopped breathing there for a minute" feeling?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:47,
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Where's Nakers fucked off to?
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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None of your business.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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What a scrotum
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:43,
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Thanks! One does one's best.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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I meant him, but since you're ignoring me you are one too.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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Soz brah - TWO POINT OH
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:56,
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I'm going for a chinese tonight.
In your face suckers xxx
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:51,
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I haven't had a Chinese meal for about ten years.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:56,
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Next time you're coming to MK for a drink at (one of the TWO) local Lloyds
I'll take you to the Taipan, it's one of the best chineses I've ever been to.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:00,
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Alright you're ON.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:08,
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I got 1/2 a romantic duck for dinner tonight.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:05,
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Sports shops are selling Jimmy Savile memorial tracksuits.
They have an adult sized top but you have to squeeze into children's bottoms.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:53,
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I'm always impressed by how quickly it takes these jokes to start circulating.
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Kroney, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:56,
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I usually just sit back and wait for Jeff and my brother to text them to me.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 16:57,
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Now that's a little unfair, don't take it too far, he only aledigdgly had sex with underage girls.
There was nothing about gay sex.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:01,
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You can have sex with girls bottoms
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:04,
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I'm taking that as permision.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:06,
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Have fun on the tube home!
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:07,
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Hahaha
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:08,
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I'm working from home today =(
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:09,
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No aledigdgly, no doubt
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:09,
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S PATEL
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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SEMEN PATEL
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:14,
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really?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:13,
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I like the way you work it
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:15,
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I think that is only r'n'b record I actually like.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:18,
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Likewise
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:18,
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no diggedy?
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quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:21,
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No aledigdgly
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:22,
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I want to make a mean 'bag it up' Gonz joke but I'm just not that nasty.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:24,
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I don't get it
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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Pooing? Pooing in bags?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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No?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:29,
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Who poos in bags?
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:29,
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Oh, Gonz poos in bags
got it now, as you were
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:29,
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Not my most successful gag of all time here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:33,
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Did Gonz really poo in a bag?
I must've missed that day on b3ta
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broadsword now that's fresh, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:34,
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The meme would have it that he does all the time.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:35,
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pricks and cunts, and pricks and pricks and cunts
pricks pricks pricks
cunts cunts cunts
the pricky and cunty shoooooooooooow
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quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:22,
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I like this.
It should be the /ot theme-song.
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CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:27,
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i knew i should have started a new thread with this
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quintsy, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:30,
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My job
except when we spend ages in the staff room sniggering about something childish I can't tell you about
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:41,
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Hey nerds!
washingtondc.craigslist.org/nva/tlg/3310486791.htmlI didn't know Chompy was having a party.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:50,
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You were looking on this part of Craigslist because?
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:53,
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he needed someone to DM his D&D game, obvs
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:55,
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That would be believeable if it didn't say average age 24.
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PsychoChomp, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:56,
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i have to check that's not someone I know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Thu 4 Oct 2012, 17:54,
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