Yo Bart-dizzle.
SAUSAGEFEST this evening. Tonight's style is 'fire sausages' - hope I don't BURN them, eh?!!!! Aahahahaha!! I wonder if they're SMOKED!!!! Etc. etc. Bottle of wine, bit of relaxation. Kid on Sunday so doing v little tomoz either.

Not sure how long I'll have with the nipper on Sun so that rather dictates what goes on there. I might take her into tine to see SWORDS AND FIREARMS at the Wallace Collection.

How're you?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:26, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

* something about sausages and you being a big homo*
Zzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

I appreciate the hard work that went into composing this post.
Means a lot x
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:38, Reply)

Too much pinotage last night = I cannot be bothered to do anything other than sleep.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)

I had an old mate stay over last night.
The bugger owes me £660 which (as you know) I could really use. However he's gone from a 75k job at Sky staying with his mum in Dorset so I got nuffink.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

Now you know how all those banks you owe feel.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:48, Reply)

All those poor bankers, living on Batchelor's Super Noodles :(

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Well fed, self-important and rich but ultimately extremely dull?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

That's enough about Swipe. She's not here to defend herself.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:56, Reply)

Having met her ex I feel so sorry for her that I will never tease her again.
At one point I distinctly recall singing 'Gregg's hat' to the tune of 'Love Shack' by the B52's.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:57, Reply)

A very peculiar individual. Can't work out why she brought him along tbh.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Mmmmmmmm. Sausagefest.
IS this an organised or a home grown event. I've never been to the Wallace Collection, I'll have to check that out. Seems right up my alley though.

I'm fine except for amount of work on at the moment.
( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:41, Reply)

I bet you love sausages right up your alley. Deviant.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:41, Reply)

Did you enjoy Red Dwarf X last night?

( Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)

I would rather kill myself than watch that rubbish.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:45, Reply)

It was SMEGGING AWESOME.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

Sorry, I meant 'what Battered said'.
Having to see the fucking posters at Angel every morning is irritating enough.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)