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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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louise is talking to me about red dwarf
send help
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:52, 4 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
It was shit, as expected.

(I helped save b3ta! Bartleby A dead man on vacation, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
she said series 1-5 were the best and anything with kachinsky in it was bad and without rimmer it was bad
she didn't mention last night, apparently the 'backwards' episode won awards

i'd have thought all the episodes were backwards
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
Tell her about Lister
being a rapist and how he probably raped Kochanski and the actress that played her in a rapey foursome with himself and Craig Charles.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
have you tried spitting in her face?

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)
i'd rather not
she offered to make me tea, i said i'd rather do it myself as her tea is awful
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)
Clearly she wants you in the worst possible way

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
like all women, she's only got eyes for malc
i did look proper double O seven in my suit the other day though, even tracey wanted me
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)
Malc didn't look all that on
the news article you linked to. You must be a proper munter.

No offence.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
the prison diet made him lose the chubby cheeks and he's bulked up with muscle since then
he looks like a member of one direction on steroids these days
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
All that smashing rocks with the other "lags" in the "yard", is it?

(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
no i think it's just that the prison diet is very poor
he lived on mackerel for 18 months before they started letting him out on day release
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
Nice. On the plus side though, Q
At least when you sweat you won't smell like a hot day in Billingsgate.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
oh but muscle wise that's because joe's been slipping him cash for doing odd jobs
so he hit the gym, got protein powders and all that

and somebody grassed him up the other week, so he's stopped doing all that now
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
I love a good episode of Quintenders

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)
i hope they're all good episodes
i'd hate if any of this was boring
(quintsy, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 10:33, Reply)

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