there is a dish on the wagamamas menu
i have no idea what it is. but omg you know when some cunt has ordered it. it's like one of the egyptian mummies farted and the gas only got released thousands of years later when the pyramids were opened.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:00, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Swipesflange Yukki Soba

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:01, Reply)

don't be silly
that would smell like parma violets and sunshine
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

It smells like a two week old
cheese and tuna toastie.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

You are not a nice man.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I have never pretended to be otherwise.

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

er
how the blue fuck would you know? you've never been anywhere near it!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

I only live twenty miles away.
Most summer days I have to keep my windows closed.
( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

that is because you don't want any ray of sunshine to hit your computer screen
i LOL every time fb tells me you are playing some nerdy game!
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

I don't play any FB games, though :(

( Kroney, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

this is why it's so funny
fb is telling all your friends that you are some kind of nerdy gaming cunt
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

fuck waffle
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

blue waffle?
what the blue fuck is a blue waffle?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

Can you not look these things up for yourself?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

and get myself sacked for looking up greasy kitchen porn or something?
i don't trust you
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

Very wise.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 5 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)