she likes it there
and her mum needed a new wardrobe
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:51, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

she got 3
3 wardrobes, 2 too many really
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:51, Reply)

I went there once.
I bought some stuff.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

In fact I actually went on a date there once.
Her idea. It didn't work out.
( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

one of my gay mates met a dude on grinder
and got taken "spatula shopping". this was not even a euphemism, as he assumed. the guy actually wanted to buy a spatula. and didn't want to spank him with it.

yours sounds even shitter.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

She liked the meatballs *shrug*

( Kroney, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

my mrs doesn't even have that as an excuse
she bought three stuffed toys this weekend, a cake tin shaped like a horse and other assorted knick knacks

she's 33, ffs
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:59, Reply)

i am actually really quite jealous of the tin shaped like a horse
but i don't really like cake. could i keep something else in it? like nail varnish maybe?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:03, Reply)

no

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

oh do you mean a baking tin rather than a storage tin?
that sucks. you're going to be eating horse cake like a 6 year old. giddy up.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

nah, we're baking her niece a chocolate cake tonight
and there's a baby horse as well
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

"tonight's guest on "i don't give a fuck about baby horses is me"
i fucking love "the thick of it"
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

so does psychochomp

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)

even a blind squirrel will find the occasional nut
srsly though, are you going to make 2 cakes? or like a tiered horse cake, with the little one suspended on top of the big one?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:13, Reply)

tiered, i think

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:20, Reply)

I think your second double-quote needs to be after 'horses' rather than 'me'

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

I suspect foal play

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:11, Reply)

(h)Oof!

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:15, Reply)

we'll have no mare of these

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:19, Reply)

ikea sucks
send her to peter jones
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

SHE LIKES IKEA

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:52, Reply)

oh
oh well. at least you can get the ring from argos, eh?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

not argos, ikea
can you read english, motherfucker?
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 11:54, Reply)

you idiot boy
i was saying that she has cheap taste and low expectations. therefore when you propose, you can go to argos rather than hatton garden.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:02, Reply)

what's that got to do with Ikea?

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:04, Reply)

or maybe just buy some crackers at christmas?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:05, Reply)

you've lost me, put yourself on ignore please

(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:06, Reply)

i googled the cake tin
millions of sad cunts have posted pictures of the cakes they made with it. those people should put themselves in the oven.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:07, Reply)

fanny foodbeam lol
(quintsy, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:09, Reply)

i ain't clicking on that!

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 12:12, Reply)