My latest soul destroying moment was this afternoon.
I won't go into it, but it means another hospital visit : (

Apart from that, it was probably being turned down for seasonal work in a shop. FFS, I can't even get work as a christmas till monkey. My life is WTN.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 19:54, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Your pig bite hasn't prolapsed again has it?
Fucking hell, your pissflaps must be down by your knees by now.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 19:56, Reply)

Yeah, but it's alright.
My boobs hide them from sight.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 19:56, Reply)

What delightful imagery.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:02, Reply)

It put me right off my sausage and mash.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:03, Reply)

Pork sausages, I presume.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:06, Reply)

Em
Trying to be discreet is impossible but you or Mr Beth?
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:09, Reply)

My turn this time : (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:19, Reply)

Oh Dear
Hope it's OK. Don't trust t'internet experts, whatever the problem.

By it, of course, I mean arsehole, or fanny or mouth. Nothing else matters to a man.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:26, Reply)

:(

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 8 Oct 2012, 20:41, Reply)