Not really
But that's not to say that I wouldn't be open to the idea if it presented itself. Why deny yourself something that might be really great, dig?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:50, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Engaging in what I believe the young refer to as 'bottoming' with Stephen Vai
is so unlikely to be 'great' as to be unworthy of consideration.

I'd bum the skeleton of Jimi until it was DUST, mind.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

And then, no count, snort said dust.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

No count, indeed.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

One dead Jimi, ah ah ah ahh.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

Oh FFS. I can't be bothered. You know what I meant.
Fucking iPad keyboard.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

You've made a right count of yourself here.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

Saved you a job then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Is it Red Dwarf X tonight, Monts?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

SMEG YEAH!!!!!!!!
I'm coming round yours to watch it. We can wear costumes and say smeg a lot!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

You can dress upp as Pisseder and I can be Rimming.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I TOTES get this joke!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:58, Reply)

A gay piss-porn version of Red Dwarf
is a revolting prospect
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

I'd rather watch that than the 'proper' one I think.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

+you throughout

( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Ian Hislop's excellent programme on the history of English manners is on at the same time.
I SUGGEST YOU WATCH THAT INSTEAD, YOU MIGHT FUCKING LEARN SOME.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)

I shall be braising quail in sherry this evening.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I watched it last week and it was gash.
Nothing new. Tonight is the Victorian period.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

So about cotton jam rags then.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)

It was in no way gash. You count.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

Oh, don't get me wrong
I'd go gay for Vai purely so I can get my hands on his goodies. His guitar related goodies I mean.
The man's a real virtuoso, but I can't stomach even a whole album of it.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

I can't break the 5min barrier with him.
cf all those dreadful technical widdlers. I hate that shit.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

It does get a bit much
When he slows it down (like many other artists like him) he shows what an incredible player he is. But yes, it's all a bit much really.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 16:59, Reply)

I'd rather hear some old coon play a two note blues solo
than hear some Teutonic neo-classical wankmeister playing three guitars at once or some shit, any day of the week.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:02, Reply)

This was a rather rude post. Soz everyone.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Tue 9 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)