A lovely clear autumn morning stroll along the canal today.
No Boris this week though (obv) as he's wowing the Conservative conference somewhere horrible instead. That's the NOT REMOTELY FUNNY Boris, as we were all helpfully told yesterday.

Glad to see that 'important' basejumping Austrian knobend hasn't managed to do his 'important' 'falling down a long way at a cost of millions' stunt yet.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:32, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

The lessons learnt from the jump could help design space suit and parachutes
Able to save the lives of stranded astronauts.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:33, Reply)

I couldn't give the tiniest raisin-like shit about astronauts, stranded or otherwise.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)

Then you won't be interested in this jump and will not need to comment on it then, WILL YOU
You were right about it being a glorious morning though, I've had to don a scarf for the first time
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

And how does your wife feel about this 'Don' fellow?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)

you're such a penis, Monty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:34, Reply)

First EmVee - now this!
I'm hurting inside.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)

link a nigga up to the EMV bullying yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1750872

b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1747930
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)

You should have a duel to settle this once and for all.
Head dobbers at dawn.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)

I fucking LOVE that guy
"it's no doubt due to my reading a lot of Warhammer 40K books recently" is right up there with "Optimus Prime isn't even in my top 10 favourite transformers." And he has the nerve to poke fun at YOUR life....brilliant stuff.
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)

He's one of the best on there. I love him.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)

ZING....ZING-A-SONG....ZING-OUT-LOUD....ZING-OUT-STROOOOOONG!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)

I've a feeling I'm going to need as many of these as you can come up with.
All I've come up with this morning is SULTANS OF ZING.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)

Where you from? You sexy ZING
You sexy zing you
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)

Every little ZING he does is magic.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)

It burns, burns, burns...the ZING of fire
Or have you done that one?
( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

Nope.
*creates spreadsheet*
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

ZING the alarm, another sound is dying. Whoah-oh-EH.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

NOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE, ZINGS LIKE GASTON,

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

Oh I just can't wait to be ZIIIIIING!

( Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)

These are a few of my favourite ZINGS.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)

Zing time...for Emvee...and Bethnal Green.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)

These foolish ZINGS remind me of you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)

I don't realy understand the whole crackwhore thing,
but that guy is a first class prick.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)

That's how those niggaz roll in Finz-P, brah.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)

really? wow.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)

I was as surprised as you when I found this out.
Perhaps more so!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)

oh man
ZING-A-LING-A-DING-DONG!

If he was a bigger nonce he'd be Jonathan Zing or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)

Done that one already.
b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1752458
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)

TTJ bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)

Well then it was a really good one!!!!!(!)

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)