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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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gid moaning
It's freezing, innit?

So, first Savile, now Freddie Starr. Which celeb do you reckon is next to be outed as a sex pest? My money's on John Leslie and LTJ Bukem.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:16, 192 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Bruce Forsythe
I've never liked him, but I was never sure why. It's probably because he's a S*X P*ST.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:18, Reply)
Richard Madeley.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:19, Reply)

made + White
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:20, Reply)
ooh good call

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:20, Reply)
Big Daddy and Judith Chalmers
Marnin alL
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:28, Reply)
Nakers is worse than Jimmy Savile

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:29, Reply)
Now then dozer, that's a bit harsh

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:34, Reply)
worse than Freddie Starr?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Now you're hamming it up

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)
A lovely clear autumn morning stroll along the canal today.
No Boris this week though (obv) as he's wowing the Conservative conference somewhere horrible instead. That's the NOT REMOTELY FUNNY Boris, as we were all helpfully told yesterday.

Glad to see that 'important' basejumping Austrian knobend hasn't managed to do his 'important' 'falling down a long way at a cost of millions' stunt yet.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:32, Reply)
The lessons learnt from the jump could help design space suit and parachutes
Able to save the lives of stranded astronauts.
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:33, Reply)
I couldn't give the tiniest raisin-like shit about astronauts, stranded or otherwise.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)
Then you won't be interested in this jump and will not need to comment on it then, WILL YOU
You were right about it being a glorious morning though, I've had to don a scarf for the first time
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)
And how does your wife feel about this 'Don' fellow?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)
you're such a penis, Monty

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:34, Reply)
First EmVee - now this!
I'm hurting inside.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:35, Reply)
link a nigga up to the EMV bullying yo

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:37, Reply)

b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1750872

b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1747930
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:39, Reply)
You should have a duel to settle this once and for all.
Head dobbers at dawn.
(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:46, Reply)
I fucking LOVE that guy
"it's no doubt due to my reading a lot of Warhammer 40K books recently" is right up there with "Optimus Prime isn't even in my top 10 favourite transformers." And he has the nerve to poke fun at YOUR life....brilliant stuff.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:49, Reply)
He's one of the best on there. I love him.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:50, Reply)
ZING....ZING-A-SONG....ZING-OUT-LOUD....ZING-OUT-STROOOOOONG!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:59, Reply)
I've a feeling I'm going to need as many of these as you can come up with.
All I've come up with this morning is SULTANS OF ZING.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Where you from? You sexy ZING
You sexy zing you
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)
Every little ZING he does is magic.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)
It burns, burns, burns...the ZING of fire
Or have you done that one?
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)
Nope.
*creates spreadsheet*
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)
ZING the alarm, another sound is dying. Whoah-oh-EH.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)
NOOOOOO, OOOOOOOOONNNNNNNEEEEEEE, ZINGS LIKE GASTON,

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)
Oh I just can't wait to be ZIIIIIING!

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)
These are a few of my favourite ZINGS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)
Zing time...for Emvee...and Bethnal Green.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:10, Reply)
These foolish ZINGS remind me of you

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
I don't realy understand the whole crackwhore thing,
but that guy is a first class prick.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)
That's how those niggaz roll in Finz-P, brah.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:06, Reply)
really? wow.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:07, Reply)
I was as surprised as you when I found this out.
Perhaps more so!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:09, Reply)
oh man
ZING-A-LING-A-DING-DONG!

If he was a bigger nonce he'd be Jonathan Zing or sutin.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)
Done that one already.
b3ta.com/questions/driventomadness/post1752458
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:52, Reply)
TTJ bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:54, Reply)
Well then it was a really good one!!!!!(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:55, Reply)
Not John Leslie!!!!
It's not like he was outed by Matthew Wright as a rapist about ten fucking years ago or anything.

PLMDZR - always with the hot scoops!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:38, Reply)
TTJ bbz

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:43, Reply)
Well then it was a really good one!!!!!(!)

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:44, Reply)
it was sunny and warm today.
suck it brits.
I've done lots of study today. And gone to the gym.
(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:47, Reply)
YAH FACK'N MANGR'L.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:51, Reply)
John Major

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)
A sex pest Politician?
Come on Windy, that's a bit far-fetched
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:00, Reply)
I dunno,
he's got rapey little eyes.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:03, Reply)
So does Chompy, and he's not a pollie.

(Poppet some assembly required., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:13, Reply)
Fred West

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 8:58, Reply)
Morning Monters,
what is up?
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)
What indeed, Mighty Wind? What indeed.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:05, Reply)
I'm going out for a bit with the dogs,
keep an eye on this lot for me will you, not sure I trust them.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:08, Reply)
I'll do my best.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)
YOUR NOT MY REAL DAD YOU CANT TELL ME WHAT TO DO

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)
GO TO YOUR ROOM.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)
I WAS GOING THERE ANYWAY *SLAMS*

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)
*WANKS*
*CRIES*
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Ted Bundy.

He's so dreamy.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:01, Reply)
Lucy Liu

(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:04, Reply)
I can't help feeling it's a funny 12 year old that would consider sexual advances from Lucy Liu "unwanted"

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:19, Reply)
What about a 12 year old RACIST?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)
well, that would be funny
Quod erat demonstrandum.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)
Honey Monster

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:12, Reply)
Tony the Tiger denies sitting at Honey Monster's table in the mid-70's
despite there being video evidence to the contrary. Henry McGee was unavailable for comment.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)
Michael Winner
Not too bad this morning, had to run to my lift, so I didn't get time to be cold. Gym session last night, and I actually feel pretty good today, which is bizarre.
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:15, Reply)
Barney the Dinosaur

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:17, Reply)
YOU FUCKING TAKE THAT BACK,
THAT DINOSAUR IS A SAINT.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:18, Reply)
I've seldom been prouder in my life
than when my daughter pronounced that 'Barney is an imbecile, isn't he Daddy?'.
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:20, Reply)

i hate you
you hate me
barney took an ecstasy
now he's lying dead on the floor
no more purple dinosaur
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)
I love that one of the first words you taught your daughter was 'imbecile'

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)
The patron saint of being FUCKING ANNOYING, maybe.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)
And he has a friend called BJ.
Not dodgy in the slightest.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:33, Reply)
You ever seen the lad on there pretending to 'brush his teeth', but getting a little too into it?
Amuses me far more than it should
(I helped save b3ta! Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:21, Reply)
Christopher Lilicrap or, and this better not happen,
Brian Cant. I mean, look at his surname.

Monts, Emvee burned you good.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)
He sho nuff did, dog.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Do you know him?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)
Only as an INTERNET GENIUS.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)
I bet he DID go to your bash, but just hung around in the background,
clutching his favourite transformer, wishing he could join in the fun.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Nah, I'd have noticed the strange balloon headband, I reckon.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)
i still don't know which one is his favourite
:(
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
At least you know which one it isn't

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
was it bumblebee?

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Well he certainly knows you!!!! Hahahahahaha.
But seriously, I really like the guy.

I bet he wouldn't offer Saturday lolz and then drop a person like a stone. Two weeks on the bounce.

Fill the gaps: *ackin' *angrel!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)
I'm sorry brah. Friday lolz I can do?

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
It's too late now.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
:(

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
God, I hate flaky people.
They should all be shot.
(I helped save b3ta! Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I know!!!
Imagine that!
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)
leperist

(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)
Christopher Lilicrap!!
That's a name I've not heard in a LONG time.
(I helped save b3ta! Two Hats 🎩🎩, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)
He likes to sing songs and he likes to hear rhymes
he likes to stick his thumb in your anus and have a happy time.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Morning
I have discovered that when I stagger out of my flat very late for work after a night on the whisky, there's a tube about 5 to 9 that gets me in about 5 past. This is terrible news, as I will now feel very little urgency to get out the door on future mornings.

EDIT: Mark Lawrenson. I mean, look at him.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:26, Reply)
That run in a taxi is even quicker as one doesn't have to negotiate two tube stations.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)
Maybe
but there's always a long queue of traffic getting out of my road and similar on the main road, so I suspect not.
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)
plumdozer

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)
Malc!
With his threatening hulk like figure. You want to keep your eye on him.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)
The smart money's on Kerrazy Kev.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)
i'd say joe was a better bet, he's always going on about young women with puffy breasts and rope
and tricky was, of course
(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Fucking freezing!
Giles Brandreth
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)
How could this man possibly be a sex pest?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)
.....

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
You all come across as sex offenders to me.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:34, Reply)
I like to come across sex offenders

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)
Who is your favourite celebrity nonce?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:37, Reply)
bob holness

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
clue's in the name, innit.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Cor! I'd go gold to gold in sixty seconds or less with him, alright!

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
I'll have a BJ please Bob

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Damn you Spotscow!

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
spot?

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
Screw you, fuckface.
Screw you with Darth's.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
You mean Stark's

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)
I could mean Wiggo's.
The results aren't in yet.
Unless you know something I don't.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I mean Koo

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
Coo.
Fancy that.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)
'NK please Bob'
'What I look at on the internet'

'is it Naked Kids, Bob?

'RIGHT!'
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
Put yourself on his hotspot. So to speak.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
"What 'BJ' will make sure you win the Gold Run?"

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
You dirty old man!
www.youtube.com/watch?feature=player_detailpage&v=2bVk3xbvoWM#t=105s
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
Mike Read.
Almost certainly.
And Posh Paws.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)
RUNAROUND! in your pants, little boy.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Silly Stunned.
That was Mike Reid.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Soz.
So many nonces, so few kids.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
REACHARAAAAAAHND!!!

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
You're both WTN
I clearly said 'Mike Read', who was the stupid leery Radio 1 nonce who presented Saturday Swapshop.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Phwoar.
Sarah Kennedy. He was married to her, right?
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
She looks more like Yoda's wife

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)
Yoda hasn't got a wife.
Cuz he's a Jedi and they are not allowed to have bitches, aksherly.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I'm sorry, I'm not really into film

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
i did see a porn image once of a female yoda

(quintsy, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Did it make you feel funny inside?

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)
Quints, mate
what porn are you watching?

Should consist of two consenting adult homo sapiens.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)
When 900 gins you have, look as good you will not

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
haha!

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
carol vorderman

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:38, Reply)
Good call

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
she always reached right to the back to get the bowels :'(

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:39, Reply)
Kinky
I'll have two from the top and four off the bottom please
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I hope you get arrested for this.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
By Sting

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
he's one of them nonces an all.

(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I can't, I can't, I can't stand noncing

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:45, Reply)
can't STOP noncing. Shurely?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)
*looks around alarmingly*
Yeah, that.....

*sweats*
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)
Don't stand so close to me
was autobiographical
(I helped save b3ta! The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
that's just your fantasy, isn't it?

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:40, Reply)
she's a trout faced uggo.
not my bag at all.
(I helped save b3ta! mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:41, Reply)
I bet she's pure filth

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:42, Reply)
You, sir, are a genius.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
*doffs cap*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
I would though.
I bet she's di-no-mite in bed.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)
Brian Conolly

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:44, Reply)
'IT'S A PUPPET!!!'
No Brian it's an 8 year old boy, now take your arm out of him
(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:46, Reply)
this^
Up to the elbow
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)
I went out with a girl like that once.
TWO INCHES PAST THE WRIST. I shit you not.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)
OK "Jeremy Beadle"

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)
It wasn't a Beadle hand or my Action Man's hand.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)
*eagle eyes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)
Sex after doing that must have been...sloppy

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)
Like fucking fresh* air
* not fresh
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)
Must have been like stirring a slop bucket with a bread stick

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)
Well I'm spent

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:01, Reply)
It was like throwing a sausage up an alley.
Chip up a high street.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)
I'M SPENT!
Don't waste such good material
(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)
Rattling a carrot in a bucket

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
DEFCON CARROT BONGLE

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
The unbroadcastable episode of Rainbow

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)
*cherishes DVD*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)
Someone start a new 'un please!

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Alright 'Sir Jimmeh'

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)
*gropes*

(I helped save b3ta! sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)
*Toksviegs*

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
* vomits *

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
+ into the gaping anus of Sue Perkins

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)
*bastes*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)
I reckon, you, Plumdozer, will be outed as a kiddie fiddler

(I helped save b3ta! CQ Knows the truth, all of it., Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)
does he have some sort of noncy moustache?

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)
Wait a minute!!
I've got one of those!!!
(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)
must be why Emvz fancies you so much

(I helped save b3ta! Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

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