I was stuck in Crewe for three hours once.
I went to a local pub and it was without doubt the worst pub outside Southampton I have ever visited. You could actually smell the depression seeping out of the peeling walls*

*it might have just been the smell of stale piss now I think about it
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:00, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I was stuck there for 18 years
yes, it all smells like that
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

It really did make me feel miserable almost instantly.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

it was a hard childhood

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

I went to Southampton once.
Just once.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:05, Reply)

The anus of Hampshire*



*is what they call me AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHAHAHAHA

On R4 weather this morning the woman got 'Dorset' and 'Hampshire' muddled up and said 'Dorshit'. It was totes lol.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

Lol Jeremy Hunt lol

(PsychoChomp, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:09, Reply)

Bit harsh.
I quite like Dorset.
( Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:12, Reply)

There is something of Brittany about it

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:14, Reply)

its shaved head?

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

Attractive enough but full of fucking Frogs, you mean?

( Kroney, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)

woah
I should read heat magazine more
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 10 Oct 2012, 17:17, Reply)