I ent eaten breakfast for about 20 years Q.
Imagine a world where that's possible!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:21, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

You are missing out on the most important meal of the day there.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

I don't want to 'kick start my metabolism' thanks.
I am a 'morning person' anyway - if I eat first thing I want lunch by 12, afternoon tea at 2, supper at 5, CAYKE AND KEBABS at 7 ETC ETC ETC
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

It's supposed to be: breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dine like a pauper.
Not eat like a pauper at every meal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

what a terribly normal diet that would be!

(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Nowhere NEAR alternative enough for me and my alternative ways.
I'd probably be barred from The Dev for life if I lived like that.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

They would make you hand in your ear expander earring* and send you on your way
*I had to google to find out what those stupid, big spike earrings are.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:35, Reply)

*something about 'flesh tunnels'*

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:36, Reply)

how do you even...?
i mean, i can't, how, what?
(quintsy, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:23, Reply)

Se'sly. Tru story bruv.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:28, Reply)

I have it 2 or 3 times a week
depends how much time I have in the morning.

An awful lot of people here have boxes of cereal and eat a bowl at their desk. Not sure where I stand on that.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

I don't think you should stand on people's desks.
Or in their cereal.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:29, Reply)

:o(

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

QUICKER AT TYPING JOKES!!!!!!!!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

Well I bet you're popular if you stand on their cereal!!!!!!!!
IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:30, Reply)

And you a morning person.
Tsk tsk.
( The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:31, Reply)

No, he was having a shit.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:32, Reply)