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Yeah morning.Dull dull dull dull dull.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:26,
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latest was 13 years ago)
I KNOW YOU ARE!!!zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:27,
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It can only go downhill from here.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:28,
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I was hoping the opposite was true.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:30,
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You really do hate anything that reminds you of skiing, don't you?(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:31,
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it reminds him of wanking those two tramps off at the weekend(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:32,
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I think of it as public service(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:53,
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*complicated strikethrough to create 'pubic lice'*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:58,
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An optimist sees half a pint of milk. He says 'It is half full'. A pessimist sees half a pint of milk. He says "It is half empty". I see half a pint of milk, I say 'It is sour'.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:41,
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First lol of the day (today).(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:50,
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Really? Well I just had one off the wrist.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:58,
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The engineer sees a glass that's too large(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:13,
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And how are you??????EH??????
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:49,
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I am gless-ing all over the place this weekStarted a new role in work and my old job this week has gone insane! Proper stresses whilst I happily work on
I think that calls for bacon
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:31,
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You left them a proper mess to look after, didn't you?It's people like you who are what's wrong with this country.
Also, morning you.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:37,
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BACON COMPLETEGood morning b3th. What are you late for?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:46,
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I'll get those German shitmags in the post too, then.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:49,
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That's no way to talk about dozer's cock(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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*insert Rainier Wolfcastle pic here*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:17,
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Oh manOne is all that you can score
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:54,
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hahahah I am really confused by this(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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I love the level of effort the bloke has put in to making that.Collecting the bottles, filming it over several days, editing it etc.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:50,
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it would be slightly more impressive if he wasn't just knocking them over most of the time(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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Is that really on the PGCE curriculum?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:41,
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It's questions like this that really make think, isn't it?I can really see this one stimulating some lively debate this morning.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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OK Alt: why are you SUCH a gay?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 8:59,
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Your dad is very persuasive.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:00,
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"acccccccccccccccccccccccccccommmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmmodating"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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ladies and gentlemen, Mr Dawn French(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:39,
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I AM ILL.* awaits typical posts that it's AIDS, 'sorry to be the bearer' and other shit responses *
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:05,
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First and quite likely only click of the day.Thank God for you, Teeah Aitsche.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:10,
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I know that. You know that.But do these jokers know that?
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:14,
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I think your gf still has a tumour.It's called her boyfriend.
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Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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I ent eaten breakfast for about 20 years Q.Imagine a world where that's possible!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:21,
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You are missing out on the most important meal of the day there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:22,
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I don't want to 'kick start my metabolism' thanks.I am a 'morning person' anyway - if I eat first thing I want lunch by 12, afternoon tea at 2, supper at 5, CAYKE AND KEBABS at 7 ETC ETC ETC
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:25,
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It's supposed to be: breakfast like a king, lunch like a prince, and dine like a pauper.Not eat like a pauper at every meal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:27,
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Nowhere NEAR alternative enough for me and my alternative ways.I'd probably be barred from The Dev for life if I lived like that.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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They would make you hand in your ear expander earring* and send you on your way*I had to google to find out what those stupid, big spike earrings are.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:35,
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*something about 'flesh tunnels'*(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:36,
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I have it 2 or 3 times a weekdepends how much time I have in the morning.
An awful lot of people here have boxes of cereal and eat a bowl at their desk. Not sure where I stand on that.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:27,
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I don't think you should stand on people's desks.Or in their cereal.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:29,
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QUICKER AT TYPING JOKES!!!!!!!!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:31,
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Well I bet you're popular if you stand on their cereal!!!!!!!!IT'S A JOKE!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:30,
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And you a morning person.Tsk tsk.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:31,
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No, he was having a shit.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:32,
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The swipe card entry at the office is brokenso the doors are automatically unlocked. But the part of the system that starts making an irritating high-pitched beeping if the door is left open too long is not broken.
Killing spree by 10AM I reckon.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:24,
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oh and last night i dreamt i was dating that girl from harry potterand some other girl at the same time, and i don't even like the girl from harry potter because she's skinny and boney and a bit young and irritating
i can't remember who the other girl was, but imaginary girl from harry potter wasn't as annoying in my dream, she was more grown up and she was the better kisser of the two
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i wish i could remember who the other girl waspart of me thinks it was this girl becky i know, but part of me thinks it was someone else who is also famous
talk about annoying!
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nah i think it's cos i saw her on tv the other day and she's like 24 or something nowand in my dream she was older than that even, but still skinny as fuck
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Cor! I'd sit HER on MY KNEE alright!(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:45,
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you think she's good looking?i don't, i mean she's ok for a kid but i imagine it'd be like trying to fuck a clothes horse
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dependsif you've got one of them freestanding clothes horses that folds sideways three times, sure it's shit
but those proper ones that fold out with an A frame and things like wings? fuck me, i could do that all night
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I'm quite skinny myself.I'd get lost in fat birds.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:49,
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hey what? who said anything about fat birds?i'm talking abotu shagging clothes horses, everyone's been there, right?
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It's risky.If they collapse on you, they could easily do you some damage.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:52,
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that's part of the thrilli like to climb right inside of mine and wank myself off with some dirty tights
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Morning MontyYou heard about the new Led Zeppelin DVD?
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:42,
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Hello AAI have - I'm interested in seeing it for one main reason, and that's to see if Angus Young's claim that they pitched all the songs down so that Planty could hit the notes is true or just sour grapes.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:46,
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I'm hoping sour grapes, as that would be quite disappointing.I'm going to get it for the missus for Christmas anyway, they're one of her favourite bands nonetheless.
Also, I discovered this morning that waking up to Led Zeppelin automatically puts me in a good mood.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:51,
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Nah, it's a "whole lotta love"(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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It leaves me dazed and confused(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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I have 5h of prime 70s Led Zeppelin live shows on DVD and have come to the conclusion that they were much better in the studio than they were live. The opposite is true of The Who: if you watch their Isle of Wight DVD or their performance at Woodstock you will see what I mean. Much less self-indulgent and a tighter ship all round.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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Led Zepplin took themselves FAR too seriously(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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'Moby Dick' in particular is dreadful.The only one of theirs I play with any regularity at all is their 1st LP.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:05,
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YEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH!(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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*hopes you die before you get old*(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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I've heard the same about Pink Floyd in their prime tooEspecially at Pompeii.
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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They took themselves far too seriously as wellRoger Waters, I'm looking at you here
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:04,
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Live at Pompeii is a perfect example of that.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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Supposedly they were alright in real lifeIt was other artists that were massive arseholes, Meat Loaf being one of them
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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In his defence, it wasn't just his arsehole that was massive(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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Roger Waters is a well-known arsehole.David Gilmour, on the other hand, is supposedly nice as pie and will do anything for you, not up his own arse at all. Seems grateful for what he has.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:17,
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He comes across as quite humble and ashamed, even, at how wealthy he became.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:19,
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He also did a very great deal for Barrett when he was recording his solo stuffand gets little credit for it. He is a 'Monty Boyce Offical Good Egg'
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:22,
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Indeed.I endorse this eggy accolade.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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Pink Floyd were shite by 1968.That Pompeii film shows them hanging on by a gossamer thread to their Barrett era magic.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08,
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Never been a fan of them, so couldn't possibly comment(
Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:10,
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Their 1st LP and handful of singles are some of the best English psychedelia recorded.Everything else is fucking dismal and The Wall has a special place in my heart as the most awful, tedious, pompous pile of shit to be found outside my posts on here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:12,
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Does your missus put some Zep on of her own accord,or D'YER MAKE'R???? THIS IS A JOKE!!!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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...'pitched all the songs down so that Planty could hit the notes'...Don't all bands play in the keys that the singer's comfortable with?
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AC/DC claim not to have pitched down even a semitone in their enitre career,saying when they can't do it any more they will simply stop.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Well then, stop going to Twang Club!!I personally think Captain Placid is an excellent vocalist.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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If you don't like AC/DC, you're wrong.HTH
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Agnostic Antichrist Baltimora, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:07,
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They're no 'Pearl Jam', it's true.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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Email through to everyone just now.Dear All,
There is a car in the car park registration is: #### ###
The person who owns the car has forgotten to put the handbrake on and the car is rolling.
If you are the owner please go out and make the car safe.
Spastics
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My neighbour over the road forgot to put the hand brake on and I found her car parked in the middle of the streetMore parking stories as they brake!
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:54,
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I'm geared up for it already(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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I'm clutching my mouse with excitement(
The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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jokes, puns and anecdotes; you really are a jack of all trades(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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This post indicates your arrogance to me(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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Good news everyone, yesterday's most popular poster is here(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:57,
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The bird scratching her arse playing tennis?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 9:59,
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why would you be attracted to a bird with piles?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:00,
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I like to read when fucking(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:01,
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Man holding a baby is here?????(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:02,
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Take me to your dealer(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:03,
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morning. BUSY. well I'm busy now because I procrastinated all day and didn't do shopping. Instead I went out to the gym, made fruit salad for breakfast, bought some new pyjamas (paisley!) and other..things.. and then I went home and tidied my room, cleaned my cupboards, refolded all my washing, made stuffed mushrooms for dinner and am now studying.
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Was it another 15" black rubber cock?After you wore the last one down to a nub?
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:06,
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Nah. new bras.Old ones were three years old, also, I've lost a bunch of weight in the last six weeks, and they were too big in the back.
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haha!I like this as an insult
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sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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Yeah, BlackJacks were much better(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08,
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it was amazing. Pomegranate, watermelone, strawberries, blueberries, kiwifruit and mango.(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)
Italian watermelons are the tastiest(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:09,
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Is eating kiwi almost cannabalism?(
sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:19,
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the best part is the tangy hairy skin surrounding the soft green flesh. (, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)
That's not too bad, I was expecting more chopping and peelingwhich I could never be bothered to do first thing in the morning.
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I can't get on board with fruit for breakfast, it just feels wrong somehow(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:18,
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Montgomery Josephine Boyceyou have pleaded guilty to the charges brought by this court, and it is now my duty to pass sentence. You are an habitual dullard, who accepts vagrancy as an occupational hazard, and presumably accepts mockery in the same casual manner. We therefore feel constrained to commit you to the maximum term allowed for these offences; you will go to /links for five years.
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mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:08,
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two strikes and he's out, innit.(
mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:10,
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I CAN CHANGE!!!!! PLEASE - NOT /LINKS!!!!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:13,
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you'll have to post something controversial and have a long protracted and pointless argument about it(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:18,
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i like linkssometimes there is something amusing on there and there's hardly any bullying at all
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But you stay for the 'cute' cat videos(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:24,
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Kunt and the gang make it for me with their HILARIOUS songs!also I like people making really bad special effects on their home computers, fuck the movies gimme /links!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:27,
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i like that if i want to i can go onto reddit and see all of their links 5 minutes before they appear on Links(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)
May we have a new thread please?(
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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i started the best one yesterday, would you like me to d it?(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:23,
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I dun my poo already, it smelt like dog shit(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 10:26,
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