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(, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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sensitivity has no place here
anyway, he's shit-dull. let's get back to what happened with your titless babe, babe?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:39, 1 reply, 13 years ago)
nothing happened, what's it to yer?

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
oh damn
i just enjoy the tang of your salty tears, that's all
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
If you're single, she's interested.

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
i can't go out with rachelswipe, my... er (gets shotgun from rifle cabinet), mum just died
(cocks shotgun and heads to the WI)
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
again with the dead mum jokes?
you'll be sorry when mamma makes dolmio no more
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
at least this one was about MY mum
but actually, yes I am single, and NO, I'm not interested
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
i give it a week
before you're begging her to take you back
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
nah, it's all been fairly amicable and we're both grown-ups
i sort of felt the need to email her earlier to say thanks for everything, but couldn't word it in a way that didn't make it seem like I was saying she was an unhinged mental case

so i decided to leave it
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
ignore her and she'll be back
and if all else fails, there's always "secrets" or "spearmint rhino".
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
i don't think you understand how break-ups work, swipe

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
i understand how your break-ups work
you come on here and say you're single, then a couple of days later you come back and say you're not. but if your serenading doesn't work this time, you can go and see some strippers, who will like you for money. what's not to like about my suggestion?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
i'll admit she's broken it off a couple of times before recently
but she's been getting worse and we'll both be happier out of each other's lives.

simple enough?
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
i don't want a sensible answer, you selfish prick

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)
STOP TALKING ABOUT MY PERSONAL LIFE ON THE INTERNET
etc
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
is this where you gaz the mods about me?

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
i've gazzed psychogay and told him to double-dump you
(psychogay is what i will now call your homo ex because psychochomp is also your ex)
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)
i said MOD
not SPOD
(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 16:06, Reply)
you're never single with schizophrenia

(, Thu 11 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)

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