Your Doris has gone to bed with a tub of hummous....
If that isn't a 'come and get it' statement, then I don't know what is.

I'm shattered, so I'm watching the football. I might have a beer in a bit. Off 'up north' tomorrow with the Judy.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:56, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Try not to Punch her.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:58, Reply)

Trust me, the Mrs & I are both way too ill and gooey to go anywhere near each other. Can't even be bothered to fiddle with her norks.
Speaking of norks, Doris all good?
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 20:59, Reply)

Yeah, everything is good cheers.
If you've got the lurgy I had, it was the best part of 3 weeks before I'd finally shifted it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:04, Reply)

The annoying part is that I think I fucked up a job interview as a result of being a brain dead snot filled shattered idiot.
Extremely annoying.
( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)

Surely if you were appreciably ill, they'd take that into consideration.
Especially if the interviewing panel were men. They understand the misery of manflu.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)

No, they think he is a snot-nosed bender.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)

Or they might think....
'Hmm, we don't want someone who is always ill'
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 12 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)