It's Saturday morning!
Wakey wakey, rise and shine!
I hope you all have had a smashing Friday evening and are all looking forward to a lovely weekend.
Tell me, dear OTers, what would make up your ideal weekend and where would you spend it?

Alt: Halloween trick or treating. Great British tradition or overblown colonial twat fest? - Discuss.

Alt alt: I dunno, best way to cook mushrooms or something.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 9:44, 11 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Fry them in butter with a squeeze of lemon juice and a grind of black pepper.
To all three questions.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

drop of Worcestershire sauce in them

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

worcestershire sauce isn't veggie.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:06, Reply)

sympathy twang club reply

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

Up your mum

( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 10:57, Reply)

Alt: overblown colonial twat fest
that encourages children to beg sweets from strangers, with added threatening behaviour.
On the other hand, it means I can get shit-faced with the bro-in-law while our respective missuses walk round with the kids, so a small plus.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 11:26, Reply)

just add water to the line and wait for them and the little fragments of chicken and noodke to rehydrate

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 11:38, Reply)

Trick or treating has only sdtarted in the UkK recently, due to us aping the fucking Americans.
Total twatfest. Paedos must love it though, kids wandering round all over the place.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Sat 13 Oct 2012, 11:53, Reply)

Don't think it has only started recently
I remember doing it as a kid and I'm WELL old
( broadsword now that's fresh, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 11:55, Reply)

I remember trick or treating as a kid
maybe BPtJF's parents and neighbours hated him
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Sat 13 Oct 2012, 18:08, Reply)

Getting drunk then sleeping it off.
Alt: Dressing up and knocking on doors and saying "Happy Halloween!" in exchange for sweets is how it was done way back when I was young and you had to watch out for dinosaurs when you crossed the road.
Alt alt: Mushrooms are just fucking wrongness. Just chuck 'em in the bin.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Sat 13 Oct 2012, 12:08, Reply)