It's ok, I'm here!!
I hate it when you put your boxers on back to front and then you get to the urinal and spend ages trying to find the fly, but you can't find it cause it's at tyhe back, and then you look like your playing with yourself cause you're digging around in your pants then the Parks Police come and ask you what hell you're doing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:45, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I assumed that your wife dresses you most mornings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

wife carer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I think she stopped caring long ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I thought she just had cataracts :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I didn't think anyone actually used those,
on most of my boxers they are like a knob labyrinth
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)