oh man
I just realised that in my haste to get dressed this morning I put my pants on inside out.

When was the last time YOU were a colossal spaz?
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 9:59, 40 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

When I changed my user name.
Just now, forgot, and couldn't log in. Otherwise, your mother of course.
(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:04, Reply)

For all my failings in life I have at least managed to master dressing myself.
That aside I am constantly a colossal spaz.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Do you catalogue your socks?

(Bear Pookie The Frankly Challenged. Halloween is coming to town., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I keep them in a drawer, does that count?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

I use a hollowed out cat for sock storage

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

You misheard the porn when you were younger
It said to put *cock* in the open pussy
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

Damn these ears

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

when i posted in one of your threads

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

When I read this and didn't immediately get on the train for York, armed with a pike, to kill you.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

Don't pike him (Pa)tel!

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

You'd be halbard from East Coast Trains

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

*claps*

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

How will anyone know you are Spiderman now?
About 20 times a day. I am a colossal spaz
( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

That's not web hanging from his wrist. .....

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

cool thread, bro.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

This is going well.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Don't worry.
In a couple of hours you'll be able to ask people what they're having for lunch.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

That's the highlight of my day, every day.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

See if you can get the word 'nom' in your reply.
It'll be the best day ever then.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

For the full house I need to also include the words 'chorizo' and 'win'

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

i had a look, but there was nothing obvious.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

The label and the seams are usually on the inside.
Hope this helps.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

It's ok, I'm here!!
I hate it when you put your boxers on back to front and then you get to the urinal and spend ages trying to find the fly, but you can't find it cause it's at tyhe back, and then you look like your playing with yourself cause you're digging around in your pants then the Parks Police come and ask you what hell you're doing.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:45, Reply)

I assumed that your wife dresses you most mornings.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

wife carer
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

I think she stopped caring long ago.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

I thought she just had cataracts :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I didn't think anyone actually used those,
on most of my boxers they are like a knob labyrinth
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

Oh, I missed the weekend thread, but mine was AWSOME
I went to London zoo yesterday and got to go into the lemur enclosure to feed them and they bwere all sitting on my lap!!

Then I fed some Tamarind monkeys crickets and meal worms, they had incredible moustaches.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:48, Reply)

Tell it to the last thread.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I would but it's lonely

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

There only appears to be you and me in this one :(
Edit: and Jeff
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I never knew the average worm had a 'tache.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

not me, but people who work in the public sector
i sent a 1 page document off to court to be sealed. it has just come back to me this morning, with a letter explaining that i sent 2 copies instead of 3. so.... rather than stick 1 side of a4 on the photocopier, they preferred to write a letter, get an envelope, pay the postage, and send it back to me. your tax money at work, people.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:55, Reply)

sounds about right to me

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

i think most of them would die if they had to work in the private sector

( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 10:59, Reply)

fingers crossed the government will make some serious cuts then

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:00, Reply)

maybe just a random cull
like anyone who has an "S" in their name ("swipe" doesn't count)
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 11:01, Reply)