au contraire
half the country will be underneath it if the weather stays like this
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:32, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

no it won't.
You'll still be in drought next year, and the year after, and after that, until people understand that the population density of the south-east of England is unsustainable.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:37, Reply)

those of us who live here do understand that
you only have to get on a tube/walk down the street/look out of your window to see that.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:38, Reply)

yes. but you're doing cock all about it.

Edit - to clarify, I don't particularly mean you personally.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:39, Reply)

i only flush for brownsies now

(quintsy, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:42, Reply)

i did my best to run over 2 gay men and their buggy on sunday morning
that would have helped, but the bastards dodged me
( rachelswipe with a fork, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 14:44, Reply)