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There's some name changing going on and I'm confusedWould the mongy formerly known as Plumdozer kindly make himself known, to receive news to his advantage.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 18:59,
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How do you fancy being taken up the back-shaft tomorrow lunchtime?Bring your camera.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:19,
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Don't know what number but I'm on-site about 13.00(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:20,
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All of the details are being worked out via gazYou're so jealous.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:38,
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So, so, much. It's truly unbearable. (
Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:39,
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If you've very little else in your life it probably is.Mystique and intrigue.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:50,
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I'm not plumdozer, but I am lovely.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:02,
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well, i'm in the pub, but its dead tonight, so i'm just chilling.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:10,
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You should be like all good pub staff and go and take the fruit machine for a jackpot.You've been looking at it all day, you must know it's due to payout.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:16,
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i've got some bad news doggers,I've not got a fruit machine.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:18,
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Glad to hear it.Pubs should have dart boards.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:19,
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got one of them.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:20,
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I'm not arsed about a pub having a pool table.Darts are good however.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:24,
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I'm looking for a billiards table, but i'm fairly sure the students will just fucking ruin it.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:27,
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When I lived down thereThey were big into Skittles alleys. Big waste of space but very popular.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:31,
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there is only one left that i know of,if you mean the proper skittles with wooden balls.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:35,
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That's what I meanI lived in Gloucester for three years and there were a few pubs that had them.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:36,
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Ah, yeah, there are a few out in the villages,there is even a couple of teams still, but Oxfordshire is an Aunt Sally town when it comes to archaic pub games.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:40,
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It is The AWESOME Win PugLast time I was in The Gloc they had an original House Of The Dead in the back.
:D
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:57,
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What deposit do you take for 'use of the pub darts'?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:34,
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we don't, and as yet had no problems.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:39,
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i'm sexy.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:12,
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I've taken my trousers off too.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:27,
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You probably areI've made my date with dozer.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:11,
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Was dozer really that hard to identify?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:44,
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It's more that I'm not wading through pages of shite to find him.(
The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:47,
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Because you are drunk, confused, lonely, drunk and emotional?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:52,
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Well, what do you think?I was brought up like Rory but it's not making me angry.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:00,
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Oooh.My lights keep dimming. i think a power cut is in the offing.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:07,
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Might not be a powercut.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:08,
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Not really my area of expertise I'm afraid Geoffrey, but I'm going to say it's almost definitely a poltergeist.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17,
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Well it is your area of expetise.*Something about you working with spirits*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:18,
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Vampire motorbikes are more Piggo's area of expertise.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:20,
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You might be having a stroke.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:09,
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It's possible I suppose.But unlikely.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:13,
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Hurry up.It's like being in a really low budget horror film round here.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:13,
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*something about EMV*(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/bestthingivebuilt/post1755759
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:19,
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Is it worth watching the film.Or has Monty summed it up well?
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:20,
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I don't think Monty wasted any time watching it before forming his opinions.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:22,
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evening chumpsI have not changed my name...yet
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:22,
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well it'll certainly scare the kids for halloween(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:24,
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OK, I've not changed itlately
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:26,
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btw, extra points for my first ever name 9 and something years ago(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27,
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yeahit was well fun
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:26,
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in one or two senses, yesmade a lot of money, was a scumbag journalist, got shot at, shot at some people and hung out with my crew
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:28,
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and CQ got shot way more times than meeven though I deserved it more
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:29,
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not really sure, I wasn't therebut he got shot in the leg at some point (which was his excuse for not dancing at the ceiligh) and I think he got hit in the head, too. To be fair, it was a gun fight
I didn't get hit even when I was up in peoples' faces with a video camera, but I did get shot standing behind cover with the medics :(
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:36,
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When you say 'shot'....I just assumed you pointed sticks at each other and shouted 'BANG' when you wanted to fire.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:40,
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close enoughbut role play, you know
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:43,
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Hello, I'm going to have to go and do some work now cavy, but i went and did that Larp thin tent wotsit, and I tell you, it was a hoot.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27,
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YAY!larpers are fun and drunk. Glad you enjoyed it
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27,
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a lot of them could not handle their booze, and some were really fucking rude, especially when I refused to serve a group of what I think were druids when one was sick on the bar (well, table, but you know,) the actually larping bit all seemed a bit daft though, but I admit, it was a good laugh.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:53,
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wait, this makes TWO /OTersto admit that larp is fun in two days. My plan for world domination is almost complete
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:45,
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So, anyway...What are we all up to tonight?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:45,
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I went to a comedy gig and now I should be asleep(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:46,
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Greg Davieshe's pretty funny
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:53,
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I like him.Especially when he's working with Rhod Gilbert. They bounce off each other very well.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:57,
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Excellent start to a week off.Is it manflu, or just fast living catching up with you?
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:48,
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This happens whenever I take time off.I'm better off not taking any leave. My body doesn't react well to rest.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:51,
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It's probably more that you survive on adrenaline and stress while your workingand when you stop, your body decides to catch up with all the 'ugh' you've made it power through.
You should have a day at the seaside to get some fresh air.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:56,
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I'll bet even the donkeys have fucked off for the winter.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:02,
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Probably.I've not been in town for a long time, so I don't know what's going on.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:08,
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You might have missed the sea.I understand it comes in around this time of year.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:08,
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I heard it doesn't like to get too close to the town.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:10,
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It says a lot for WsM when the sea would rather stay with the mud than risk meeting a tourist.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:11,
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I think it's more the locals it wants to avoid.(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:12,
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Bed, right now.Night, kids.
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The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:58,
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You're not my real dad!I can stay up as late as i want, so there.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:59,
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Shut up and go to sleep.Otherwise Father Robmass won't come to finger you.
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:55,
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TERRIBLE GROOMING OF DOZER!SOUND THE NONCE ALARM!
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stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:53,
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