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(I helped save b3ta! rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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There's some name changing going on and I'm confused
Would the mongy formerly known as Plumdozer kindly make himself known, to receive news to his advantage.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 18:59, 150 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
alright TD?
It is I, fear me.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:15, Reply)
How do you fancy being taken up the back-shaft tomorrow lunchtime?
Bring your camera.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:19, Reply)
ooh ta.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:19, Reply)
Don't know what number but I'm on-site about 13.00

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:20, Reply)
text me tomorrow morning.

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:27, Reply)
+ honeykins.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:27, Reply)
All of the details are being worked out via gaz
You're so jealous.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:38, Reply)
So, so, much. It's truly unbearable.

(I helped save b3ta! Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:39, Reply)
If you've very little else in your life it probably is.
Mystique and intrigue.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 19:50, Reply)
ur all bent

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 20:39, Reply)

No poovery here, I'll have you know.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 20:41, Reply)
I'm not plumdozer,
but I am lovely.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)
Not working this evening/

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:02, Reply)
well, i'm in the pub, but its dead tonight, so i'm just chilling.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)
You should be like all good pub staff and go and take the fruit machine for a jackpot.
You've been looking at it all day, you must know it's due to payout.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:16, Reply)
i've got some bad news doggers,
I've not got a fruit machine.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:18, Reply)
Glad to hear it.
Pubs should have dart boards.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)
got one of them.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:20, Reply)
I'm not arsed about a pub having a pool table.
Darts are good however.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:24, Reply)
I'm looking for a billiards table, but i'm fairly sure the students will just fucking ruin it.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:27, Reply)
When I lived down there
They were big into Skittles alleys. Big waste of space but very popular.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:31, Reply)
there is only one left that i know of,
if you mean the proper skittles with wooden balls.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:35, Reply)
That's what I mean
I lived in Gloucester for three years and there were a few pubs that had them.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:36, Reply)
Ah, yeah, there are a few out in the villages,
there is even a couple of teams still, but Oxfordshire is an Aunt Sally town when it comes to archaic pub games.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:40, Reply)
It is The AWESOME Win Pug
Last time I was in The Gloc they had an original House Of The Dead in the back.
:D
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:57, Reply)
What deposit do you take for 'use of the pub darts'?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:34, Reply)
we don't,
and as yet had no problems.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:39, Reply)
alright bbz?

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:10, Reply)
i'm sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:12, Reply)
Quantify Sexy.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:13, Reply)
10 sexy

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:19, Reply)
Big score - hats off

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:25, Reply)
I've taken my trousers off too.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:27, Reply)
You probably are
I've made my date with dozer.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:11, Reply)
Was dozer really that hard to identify?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:44, Reply)
It's more that I'm not wading through pages of shite to find him.

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:47, Reply)
Because you are drunk, confused, lonely, drunk and emotional?

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 21:52, Reply)
Well, what do you think?
I was brought up like Rory but it's not making me angry.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:00, Reply)
Oooh.
My lights keep dimming. i think a power cut is in the offing.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:07, Reply)
Might not be a powercut.

(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:08, Reply)
What do you think it might be?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Not really my area of expertise I'm afraid Geoffrey,
but I'm going to say it's almost definitely a poltergeist.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)
Well it is your area of expetise.
*Something about you working with spirits*
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:18, Reply)
Vampire motorbikes are more Piggo's area of expertise.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:20, Reply)
You might be having a stroke.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:09, Reply)
It's possible I suppose.
But unlikely.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)
Yeah, I've got the kettle on. Sorry.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:11, Reply)
Hurry up.
It's like being in a really low budget horror film round here.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:13, Reply)
That's just Bristol.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:16, Reply)
Oi!

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)
*something about EMV*

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:17, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/bestthingivebuilt/post1755759
(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:19, Reply)
Is it worth watching the film.
Or has Monty summed it up well?
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:20, Reply)
I don't think Monty wasted any time watching it before forming his opinions.

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Seems resonable.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)

Check yer drive f or Suggs.
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:12, Reply)
?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:14, Reply)

Dimming lights = first signs of madness
(Phudbree oh man, the Doric Yorick, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:15, Reply)
evening chumps
I have not changed my name...yet
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:22, Reply)
Be TD
It's worth it.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:23, Reply)
well it'll certainly scare the kids for halloween

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:24, Reply)
Alright crunchy

(I helped save b3ta! tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)
Camel

(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)
OK, I've not changed it
lately
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:26, Reply)
btw, extra points for my first ever name 9 and something years ago

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
You been off larping?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:25, Reply)
yeah
it was well fun
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:26, Reply)
Did you win?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
in one or two senses, yes
made a lot of money, was a scumbag journalist, got shot at, shot at some people and hung out with my crew
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:28, Reply)
Did you pull?

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:28, Reply)
hell no

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:29, Reply)
and CQ got shot way more times than me
even though I deserved it more
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:29, Reply)
What did he do to get shot.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:34, Reply)
not really sure, I wasn't there
but he got shot in the leg at some point (which was his excuse for not dancing at the ceiligh) and I think he got hit in the head, too. To be fair, it was a gun fight

I didn't get hit even when I was up in peoples' faces with a video camera, but I did get shot standing behind cover with the medics :(
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:36, Reply)
When you say 'shot'....
I just assumed you pointed sticks at each other and shouted 'BANG' when you wanted to fire.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:40, Reply)
close enough
but role play, you know
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:43, Reply)
Hello,
I'm going to have to go and do some work now cavy, but i went and did that Larp thin tent wotsit, and I tell you, it was a hoot.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
YAY!
larpers are fun and drunk. Glad you enjoyed it
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:27, Reply)
a lot of them could not handle their booze,
and some were really fucking rude, especially when I refused to serve a group of what I think were druids when one was sick on the bar (well, table, but you know,) the actually larping bit all seemed a bit daft though, but I admit, it was a good laugh.
(I helped save b3ta! Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:53, Reply)
wait, this makes TWO /OTers
to admit that larp is fun in two days. My plan for world domination is almost complete
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)
So, anyway...
What are we all up to tonight?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:45, Reply)
I went to a comedy gig and now I should be asleep

(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:46, Reply)
Ooh, cool.
What was teh gig?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:49, Reply)
Greg Davies
he's pretty funny
(I helped save b3ta! Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:53, Reply)
I like him.
Especially when he's working with Rhod Gilbert. They bounce off each other very well.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:57, Reply)
I've not beeen feeling great.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:47, Reply)
Excellent start to a week off.
Is it manflu, or just fast living catching up with you?
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:48, Reply)
This happens whenever I take time off.
I'm better off not taking any leave. My body doesn't react well to rest.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:51, Reply)
It's probably more that you survive on adrenaline and stress while your working
and when you stop, your body decides to catch up with all the 'ugh' you've made it power through.

You should have a day at the seaside to get some fresh air.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:56, Reply)
The seaside is over rated.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:59, Reply)
It certainly is.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:59, Reply)
I'll bet even the donkeys have fucked off for the winter.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:02, Reply)
Probably.
I've not been in town for a long time, so I don't know what's going on.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:08, Reply)
You might have missed the sea.
I understand it comes in around this time of year.
(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:08, Reply)
I heard it doesn't like to get too close to the town.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:10, Reply)
It says a lot for WsM when the sea would rather stay with the mud than risk meeting a tourist.

(I helped save b3ta! JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:11, Reply)
I think it's more the locals it wants to avoid.

(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 23:12, Reply)
Bed, right now.
Night, kids.
(I helped save b3ta! The Disappointed Caravanner of the year, Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:58, Reply)
You're not my real dad!
I can stay up as late as i want, so there.
(I helped save b3ta! b3th Not shit. Not mod., Mon 15 Oct 2012, 22:59, Reply)
Shut up and go to sleep.
Otherwise Father Robmass won't come to finger you.
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:55, Reply)
TERRIBLE GROOMING OF DOZER!
SOUND THE NONCE ALARM!
(I helped save b3ta! stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Tue 16 Oct 2012, 2:53, Reply)

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