This post is approximately 1000 words top short and contains no wanking/shitting disasters
I can therefore only conclude that you are a sock puppet.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:20, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

You forgot preposterously drawn out similies...

Of the type that would make Clarkson himself split his man-girdle in disgust.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:22, Reply)

good point
I've misold your pondorous QOTW legacy, my apologies.

So what's up? What are you doing over here? Ready for some abuse?
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:25, Reply)

Abuse away!...

I'm here because I'm bored.

So bored in fact that I'd rather have you all 'out' me for being the outrageous shitcunt that I am, instead of doing my crappy job at the moment.

Is it pub time yet?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:27, Reply)

Alright Pooflake,
What is it you do?
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

You must be reeling from all the abuse doled out to you by Nakers here.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)