I cunted the fuck out of the hedges the other day with my bosch ahs 52-16.
hedge trimming chat anyone?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:44, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

One in the hedge is worth two in Kate Bush.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

tell you what, I'd heathcliff her kathy.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

She had distemper, though. Like her jealous eel.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I pay a man who can't read to trim my hedges.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)

Is this so he doesn't get a semi from the "reader's wives stories" section of your hedgeporn?

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)

It's not a prerequisite for the job, merely a fact about the man who does it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

right you are.
Still, it means your shrubbery grot remains unsullied, so win-win.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

GAY

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I think he's straight.
I know his wife.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

totally trimmed a tree and a hedge in my girlfriend's mum's front yard the other week
the branches were getting tangled in the overhead phone lines and causing interference, i did it all by myself on top of a wobbly ladder with no-one supporting it

i laugh in the face of death
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)

I fucking hate it when trees do that to me.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)

you get trees tangled in you?

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

should change his name to tangledinpine.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

haha, lol

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

No, your tree's branches were getting me in overhead phone lines.
Bastards.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

i don't understand, so i'm going to nod and back away slowly

(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

fuck yeah. some proper chat here.
I went fucking mental on some tree shit in the back garden with the old bosch. felt proper manly. done a sex after it.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)

you da man
i didn't have a proper hedgetrimmer, i did the whole thing with some shears and boltcutter/giant secateurs

GARDENING LAD
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

that's some proper harcore gardening there.
respekt
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)

we should team up and start a gardening firm
you do scotland, i'll do london
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)

NICE! with a hedge trimmer and pair of bolt cutters between us, WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)

i used a trowel once
and buried a cat using a shovel in clay, before realising i had a spade

:/
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)

oh shit! it was 2 bushes and a tree, i just remembered
sorry for lying
(quintsy, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

I'll alwyas forgive you q, but sometimes I'll be disappointed.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)

Dude,
Doesn't sound very safe Q, I really worry about you.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)