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What's your hobby? If you don't have a hobby why not?

alt: horses or donkeys??

altalt: lamas or alpacas?

altaltalt: salamanders or axolotls?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:19, 156 replies, latest was 13 years ago)
Computer games and home brewing.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:20, Reply)
Your alts are all shit by the way, I'm not dignifying them with a response.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
well they are always pretty irrelevant anyway; however I would choose
donkeys
Alpacas
axolotls
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:22, Reply)
Wise Choices
I would have chosen exactly the same.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)
an alcoholic shut in, excellent

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:21, Reply)
What are your wonderful hobbies then?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I dunno, cooking, socialising, traveling, winding you up

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
These sound like dull CV lies

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I like the fact that a hobby can get you pissed

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
At about 50p a pint!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:24, Reply)
what kit did you start with?
I might pop it on my Christmas list
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:26, Reply)
I got my bits separatly but the best all in one kit you can get is this one
www.tesco.com/direct/diy-beer-starter-kit/213-7435.prd?pageLevel=&skuId=213-7435
Then about £15-£25 per 40 pints.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
What does it taste like?
As a comparison to, say, Fosters?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)
I'm going with: Better
without even tasting it
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
It's bound to be better than Fosters

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
shoving your cock in a mangle is better than Fosters

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)

a Mrs
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
why have you been shoving localboy's cock in a mangle, mb?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
everyone needs a hobby, q.
Naked Ape said so, up there ^
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
You should see the width

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
hockey, check
localboy cock mangle, check
science, check

you're the greatest guy around
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
steady on.
I'm top ten, at best.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
i can totally see why rachelswipe fancies you so much

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
Better than fosters, worse than peroni,
largers are harder to make than ale. I've had ales/stouts that are better than most draft beers in pubs.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
Avengers Assemble and sweet and sour PB's.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:23, Reply)
I am between hobbies, unless we count you mum.
Alt: donkeys, as I don't actually know I'm alergic to them yet.

AltAltAlt: axolotls
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:27, Reply)
Wanking, drinking, running and cooking
Alt: Donkey
AltAlt: Llama
AltAltAlt: Axolotl
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
Travelling and scuba diving.
Facking expensive hobbies.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:28, Reply)
And cooking.
I love buying pans and sharp knives.

I am boring myself.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:29, Reply)
hobbies always come across as boring

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
I need me some new knives and pans
On the "once we have moved" list
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
Get a good steel
I know plenty of people with expensive knives, who never sharpen them
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:37, Reply)
And keep them well clear of the dishwasher.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
She never uses them

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:41, Reply)
even for you, this is fucking shit.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:31, Reply)
meh, the last thread was dead, it is therefore better than that
did you know how expensive beds are?!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:32, Reply)
sleep in a box like monty.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
I paid nearly a grand for a mattress.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:34, Reply)
This is also on the list

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
was it made of fucking gold?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:35, Reply)
It's unbelievable.
even the really shit ones are 3 or 400 quid.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:38, Reply)
fuck that shit, get a cheap one from ikea.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)

Ikea down the dump
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:40, Reply)
Fucks my back up.
I sleep like a baby on the new one. Decent pillows make a difference too.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:42, Reply)
Everybody needs a bosom for a pillow.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:43, Reply)
I like breasts

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
Except Julian Assange.
He can't have any more until he learns how to look after them properly
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
INORITE
Th one I just looked at was better than half price at £900! Madness
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:36, Reply)
I cunted the fuck out of the hedges the other day with my bosch ahs 52-16.
hedge trimming chat anyone?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:44, Reply)
One in the hedge is worth two in Kate Bush.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
tell you what, I'd heathcliff her kathy.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
She had distemper, though. Like her jealous eel.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I pay a man who can't read to trim my hedges.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:45, Reply)
Is this so he doesn't get a semi from the "reader's wives stories" section of your hedgeporn?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:46, Reply)
It's not a prerequisite for the job, merely a fact about the man who does it.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
right you are.
Still, it means your shrubbery grot remains unsullied, so win-win.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
GAY

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I think he's straight.
I know his wife.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
totally trimmed a tree and a hedge in my girlfriend's mum's front yard the other week
the branches were getting tangled in the overhead phone lines and causing interference, i did it all by myself on top of a wobbly ladder with no-one supporting it

i laugh in the face of death
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:47, Reply)
I fucking hate it when trees do that to me.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
you get trees tangled in you?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
should change his name to tangledinpine.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
haha, lol

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
No, your tree's branches were getting me in overhead phone lines.
Bastards.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
i don't understand, so i'm going to nod and back away slowly

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
fuck yeah. some proper chat here.
I went fucking mental on some tree shit in the back garden with the old bosch. felt proper manly. done a sex after it.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
you da man
i didn't have a proper hedgetrimmer, i did the whole thing with some shears and boltcutter/giant secateurs

GARDENING LAD
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
that's some proper harcore gardening there.
respekt
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
we should team up and start a gardening firm
you do scotland, i'll do london
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:52, Reply)
NICE! with a hedge trimmer and pair of bolt cutters between us, WE'RE UNSTOPPABLE

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
i used a trowel once
and buried a cat using a shovel in clay, before realising i had a spade

:/
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:54, Reply)
oh shit! it was 2 bushes and a tree, i just remembered
sorry for lying
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
I'll alwyas forgive you q, but sometimes I'll be disappointed.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:50, Reply)
Dude,
Doesn't sound very safe Q, I really worry about you.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:27, Reply)
Fingering Kids
/Rob
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:48, Reply)
you're obviously just trying to get on the popular page here
i'm not clicking
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:49, Reply)
The only click he's getting from me is a two point nought.
*bangs ignore drum*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
(sounds the drama horn)

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
You should tell me you're going to take your toys home with you, too.
That'll teach me
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:55, Reply)
I left my toys out
Then some ropey bird in transformers knickers climbed a tree with them :(
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)
I bet you were green with emvee

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
FINE THEN

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:51, Reply)
me neither, it's a cheap joke really

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
especially when it's so obviously done
shame on you, alan
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:53, Reply)
rob fingers kids

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:56, Reply)
haha, brilliant!
top drawer!
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:57, Reply)
Fuck you

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
A-HA, I'm already on the Popular Page!
*victory dances and flicks Vs*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)
there was nothing wrong with your post earlier
but this was a terible and obvious attempt to get on the pop page
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)
you so jelly alan, you wobble like janet grinding on your face.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:00, Reply)
Is it wrong that my mouth is watering?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:02, Reply)
pre-eat?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Hell yes.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
Clickin dis.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
AND YOU!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
Broke my mouse clickin

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
ffs

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:58, Reply)
*claps*

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 15:59, Reply)
i guess the car has become my hobby,
now I no longer ride motorbikes, and computer games I still really enjoy.
strange thing though, just got in from the garage, and found ladypigs mother cleaning our house. I don't mind at all, but I could have done with a warning as I had no trousers on under my overalls, and was half undressed before I spotted her.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:01, Reply)
I think I remember this story from the Razzle reader's letters page.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:03, Reply)
one of my friends has a thing for her,
I, however, do not. Your mum, on the other hand, is a catch.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)
Come on Windy, you know what she was really there for.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:05, Reply)
she asked me where we kept the spare Hoover bags,
then went back upstairs.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:07, Reply)
Blatant come on there from the pig-in-law.
Probably best you don't mention this to ladypig.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)
ok, if you think it best.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)
She's just hot for pig action.
that's proper Razzle code, right there. "hoover bags", indeed.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:08, Reply)
Hoover bags are the new plumbing

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Your next line is supposed to be
about her emptying your "sacs" for you
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)
Classic behaviour.
/gagging for it.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:09, Reply)
too poor for a dyson, poor windy pig
someone set up a dyson fund for the little guy
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
Lady pig wanted a henry.
Because, sometimes, she's a fucking idiot.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
Where as Henry, is well known for being a
wait for it...

...


...


SUCKING idiot.

jokes, jokes.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)
there's nothing wrong with henry
if i'd known he still existed i'd have a whole room dedicated to keeping a herd of them
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)
video games, whisky, record collecting, DJing, cooking.
Alts- you bent spasmoid.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:10, Reply)
Playing guitar, repairing/modifying acoustic guitars. Reading, cooking and alcoholism
Horses - they taste better
Llamas - They tase better
Axolotls - 'cos I've never eaten one.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:19, Reply)
Excellent answers

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:25, Reply)
Why the long....errr...neck?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:26, Reply)
ROONEY!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:29, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:30, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:32, Reply)
MICKEY!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:33, Reply)
\0/

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:34, Reply)
I'd hammer that.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
The correct response is \o/

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:36, Reply)
\o/ \o/

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:38, Reply)
saggy tits

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Soz

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:39, Reply)
Stop!.....

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:41, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:45, Reply)
\o/

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:47, Reply)
hahahahahaha

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)
*golf claps*
very good
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)
a friend of mine wants to take me to a martial arts class
taught by this lady

i don't like the look of her
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)
She looks ready to have her back doors kicked in.

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:01, Reply)
her website has youtube videos of her in action
she looks hard as nails, she kicked a guy in the face, he was standing in front of her but her leg came over the back of her own head

what's all that about?
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:03, Reply)
has she got some kind of USB belly button?

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
I have no hobbies
none at all
Donkeys
Alpaca
Axolotle
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:16, Reply)
Hey Cavy,
wanted to talk to you more about the larpy thing the other night.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)
yeah?
you sound like you had fun
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:37, Reply)
well, yes and no,
the actual larpy bit I watched made very little sense, and looked like a sort of bizarre and fairly poorly choreographed, film scene. Some of the costumes were fantastic, considering these are hobbyists rather than professionals. However, a lot of the "teams" were really arrogant, and had a really bad attitude when it came to me and my staff. I actually had a stand up argument with a man in a robe, and he actually said "I'm a big deal in this community, and I Guarantee you won't work in these events again" it made me really sad that a fairly niche community, would treat an outsider in such way.
Edit: Also, there were some excellent and hilarious people that I met, and some of it looked like great fun. I guess it is the same as anywhere else, always dick heads.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)
what a dick
that's not something I'd expect at all. Larpers I know are pretty chilled and aware of the ridiculousness of the situation (although I have been a dick in character before, this weekend for example)

Mostly larp doesn't make sense from the outside, that's not the point of it, it's about actual involvement
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)
The feeling i got was that if i was involed, the ridiculousness of it wouldn't matter as I was a part of the whole performance (which is how i see it, one long improv performance piece)
There were even points throughout that i had wished we had made more of an effort (we dressed up a little, but we had no defining characters as such)and I think if i am invited back, we'll do a bit of character stuff, and get involved in the fun, even if it is just behind the bar.
I'll tell you, I used to roleplay tabletop, but always scoffed at larpers, and, although it is still not a comunity that i can see myself being part of, i recognise the closeness and spirit that I used to feel as a gamer.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:03, Reply)
yeah
that's a pretty good description, you make the best friends in the world at larp.

Most larpers will appreciate the extra effort, too, and probably join in a bit. I know someone who runs a larp bar and has a character based around that, too. Him and his wife run it and he often comes round the bar to play tunes on his mandolin and tell tales, like a barkeeper in a fantasy book/film
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:07, Reply)
I can't play the Mandolin,
but i could probably do a little performance poetry.
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 18:20, Reply)
re. edit:
yeah, larpers are often pretty funny people in many senses of the word and being in character really gives you the opportunity to act the fool
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:49, Reply)
you're ASKINALOTL LOL!

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:21, Reply)
oh you crazy kid

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:22, Reply)


(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:24, Reply)
you're very lucky

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)
Happy Candle Gluedyeely

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)
thanks adjective animal club member

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)
oh :( I can't quite join that

(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)
it's a great club,
*secret handshakes*
(, Wed 17 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

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