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Fucking ace at the moment ta, got new shit going on which is very pleasing indeed.
You wanna hire yourself some female Asians mate, they'll properly sort you out. How's the sprog?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:56,
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Leave his sprog alone, you raging paedo.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Thu 18 Oct 2012, 13:59,
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HURRAH!
I work in a nursery.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:00,
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She's excellent, hilarious, sweet, learning fast. All the things you want really!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:00,
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Awesome, nice work.
Although I assume the missus is doing all the actual work while you loll on the sofa with your hand in your pants watching Auction Hunters.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:01,
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i'm absolutely certain there is no 'lolling' of any kind at naked ape's house
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quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:03,
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I actually had to look that up to make sure I hadn't made up a word.
How's your shit Q?
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:05,
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firm and regular
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quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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Type?
en.wikipedia.org/wiki/Bristol_stool_scale
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:08,
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2/3
why the interest in my bowels?
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quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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Tastiest bit.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:14,
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and how are you?
how's school?
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quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:17,
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I'm improving, which is great.
School is fucking amazing, I think I'll be in childcare for the rest of my life.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:20,
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hey don't put yourself down
after a few exams you might pass and then they'll let you out into the adult world
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quintsy, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:22,
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Ah, the dream.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:27,
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Not at all, I take over basically when I get home. Deal with bath and bedtime
Means we get to spend some time together.
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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I know this, because grudgingly you appear to be a good person.
Apart from all that internet shit, you know.
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Noeli overtheshoulderboulderholderthingstraplatchboobs, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:07,
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Ta mate, tbh while it's hard work it's incredibly rewarding so it's it hard to motivate oneself!
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:09,
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The complete opposite of you.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:01,
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She's a lucky girl
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Thu 18 Oct 2012, 14:06,
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