how can we make this thread about me again please?
i've lost interest
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:47, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

like your girlfriend?
badum-tish
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:48, Reply)

He said interest not tits due to breast cancer

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

she can't leave me alone
how's things with the gay greggs baker?
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

i'm going to pretend you care and say complex
it's stopping me from going on a date with a nice doctor, although he does something in criminology with dead people, which is a bit savile-esque for me.

although hang on, you ASKED for the thread to be more about you. i was just giving you what you wanted :(
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1762412
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:54, Reply)

is the caption "quentin just posted" ?

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:56, Reply)

It's a rather brilliant response to my comment about your vaginal flaps.
Sorry, I meant you pizzas.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

i do love how your two romantic options are
gay greggs baker or coroner

really getting the cream of the crop there
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

Hey, you should come along to Pizza bash too and then she could have a crack at you as well.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:00, Reply)

it's invite only
you were the charity case.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)

Oh man, does this mean I'm not gonna get an invite to your christmas party either?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:07, Reply)

no, you can come to that
as i'll be in barbados.

you can ask your mate psycho, i'm sure both his 2 faces would love to attend.
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

Hold up a second, do you not like him for some reason?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:10, Reply)

why, i'd absolutely LOVE to

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:08, Reply)

Want to be my Campaign manager?

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:49, Reply)

cool, you're running for MEP, right?
do you need to be an MP first, or do we just apply to be included in the next election?
(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

Nope you don't need to be an MP.
We're keeping our eye on the prize.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:50, Reply)

I think anyone can stand

(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:51, Reply)

not around here they can't, they get all wheezy and break out in a sweat

(quintsy, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

You'll eat well if you get the gig.

Subsistence allowance



Parliament pays this flat-rate allowance of EUR 304 for each day of attendance at official meetings of the Parliament bodies on which the Member serves that are held within the European Community. It covers accommodation, meals and all other expenses involved in such attendance. Parliament pays the allowance only if the Member has signed an official attendance register.



During plenary sessions, Parliament reduces this amount by one half for Members who have not taken part in one half of the roll-call votes held on the Tuesdays, Wednesdays and Thursdays of part-sessions held in Strasbourg and on the second day of part-sessions held in Brussels.



Parliament pays a sum of EUR 152 per day, plus accommodation and breakfast expenses, for attendance at meetings held outside the European Community, again provided that the Member has signed the official attendance register for the meeting.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:52, Reply)

+ and you'll get to sign a whole new type of register.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:53, Reply)

My years of being right about politics on here have put me in line for a winning campaign.
PsychoChomp for MEP
"Just shut up and listen"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:55, Reply)

How about
"I'm right, and it'll be better if you just accept it you spastic flid cunt"
(Bazongaloid, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

You could totally boss the EU with some BBC news links.
That'll get them talking.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 16:57, Reply)

I'll precede every email I send with the story about the guy marrying a goat

(PsychoChomp, Fri 19 Oct 2012, 17:06, Reply)