As professional as the doctor was, this patient was a struggle.
A simple smear test was all he was trying to perform, but she wouldn't stop fucking *writhing*. OK, sometimes it's uncomfortable for people but this was something else. He was starting to worry that she was getting off on it. A middle-aged woman, she was obviously not getting much action at home. Hardly surprising really, her husband was in the waiting room and it looking as though it was a struggle for him to keep breathing let alone give his wife a seeing-to.

Manfully he braced his ears against the rising wails of pleasure from his patient as he withdrew the speculum. Then she rolled over on the table and looked back him.

"Oh doctor," purred B3th, "now kick my shitbox in".
( Kroney, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:39, 5 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

roffle.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:41, Reply)

hahahahahaha!

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:42, Reply)

well done frenchie.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

very good
*clicks*
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:44, Reply)

Nice work

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Mon 22 Oct 2012, 11:57, Reply)