I've just had a look at how to become an MEP
I need £5k, and to fill in some forms, I get the £5k if I get more than 2.5% of the vote in the region.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:27, 2 replies, latest was 12 years ago)

what are your policies?
apart from being a dull bellend.
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

I'm an independant.
I will vote for policies based on a simple cost/effect basis. I will try to simplify EU Bureaucracy and focus on unemployment across the EU, tax evasion and avoidance, reforming the CAP specifically putting a cap on the amount of help very large landowners can claim from it.
I'll also fix the recession in my first 90 days.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

I will also tweet about my lunch every day to show I'm not taking advantage of their generous expenses.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

so a wasted vote on a buffon then.

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

Don't see why that's a wasted vote.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

Where are you planning on standing?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:46, Reply)

south east going against Nigel Farrage

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:51, Reply)

Much as I'd like to see you stick it to Farage, I think that will be a tough seat to contest.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:03, Reply)

It's proportional representation so I only have to get into the top 10.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 14:04, Reply)

So what I'm basically saying is can you all chip in to me campaign fund.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:28, Reply)

sure, how much do you want?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:30, Reply)

£10 will be a start.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:31, Reply)

OK, no problem.


Hang on, slight problem.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

I'm out

( sporters I’m sincerely gratitude to you, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

sure, what's your bank details?

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I'll try to set up a paypal.
Be back to you in 24 months.
(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:41, Reply)

I can do you a 'TOTALLY NOT A RACIST' campaign banner

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

It could be a image challenge.

(PsychoChomp, Mon 22 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)