Online psychometric and aptitude testing later.
Soup for lunch, dinner with girlfriend later. Rock 'n' roll.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:38, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Hope Formby doesn't find out, for your sake.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

Psychometric tests are bullshit.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

psychompetric more like!!!!!!!

( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

Agreed!
I walked out of an interview once because the company used a graphologist to determine your pschological profile FFS!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

In your face corporations!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:50, Reply)

I bet you'd think using a graphologist is a good idea.

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:51, Reply)

It helps them to target consumers with their preferred type of pen.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 10:56, Reply)

Never even heard of one, but I know capt hates to confirm to corporate will

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:04, Reply)

It's not about not 'conforming to corporate will'
I very much doubt that anyone's personality or suitability for a job can be ascertained from a sample of their handwriting. They might as well use your star sign or consult a psychic or homeopathist ffs!
Couldn't take them seriously
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

Good work.
By guaranteeing you wouldn't get a job that you presumably wanted enough to apply for, you definitely stuck it to the man.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:14, Reply)

The job was appealing, I grant you
However, using graphology as a recruitment tool made me doubt their sanity.

As did their willingness to interview me tbh.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:16, Reply)

that, I grant you, is fairly retarded
in both cases roffles
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:20, Reply)

One thing's certain
I wouldn't hire me!
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:22, Reply)

a small number of companies know how to use them properly
and they are very effective. But otherwise, I agree, although it;'s not that they are bullshit per se, it's just most companies don't understand how to use them.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 11:13, Reply)