I am feeling really, really irritable.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:28, 3 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Is it because Jeff's going to come to see you?

(PsychoChomp, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:29, Reply)

I hope so.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

Hello!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

We don't have to talk about cambelts.
We could talk about fan belts, if you'd prefer?
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:30, Reply)

For a MK II Golf, yeah?
WICK-ED!!!!!!!!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:33, Reply)

Doesn't look like I'm getting that now.
I'm looking at them for my current car. Expensive job :(
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:35, Reply)

What're you going to do with that steering wheel then?

PS I don't want to know AT ALL.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Keep it along with the rest of the stuff I've collected over the years
eventually I'll either buy a car or get rid of it all.

PS: Yeah, you do.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Or open a Golferabilia museum in Slough?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

He'll keep it in his underpants.
*Driving him nuts lolz*
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Leave it!!!!*



*the internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Cambelts are nearly all labour
which is expensive.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

Yep
And the belts on the VAG 1.8t engine are a pain in the arse to get to for a number of reasons.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

Do please list those reasons!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

Usually you have to take off the A/C compressor and the radiator to change it.
Also, because of the immigrants.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)

If it's like most other cars
it was designed to be easy and cheap to assemble, which means utterly impossible to work on easily afterwards unless you are some sort of orangutan / octopus hybrid with unusually shaped socket spanners for fingers.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:01, Reply)

In some fairness
it's also about fitting lots of things into the smallest possible space whilst still retaining function, too.

But about 60% what you said.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:06, Reply)

Yes
plus EU regs on protecting kamikaze pedestrians, etc.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:09, Reply)

I should fucking hope so
rubber belts aren't generally that expensive.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:55, Reply)

bondagelolz

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)