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rob, Sun 1 Apr 2001, 1:00)
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For fucks sakewww.thisisbristol.co.uk/Bristol-Zombie-Walk-2012/story-17167999-detail/story.html
What pointless shit goes on in your area?
Alt: Favourite crisps.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:28,
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The same goes on in Stony Stratford.There'll be zombie jimmy saviles everywhere. HAHAHAHALOL
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Does it involve putting Worcestershire Sauce in their curry?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:33,
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Nope it's a list of every beer/wine/spirit and if they contain animal productswww.barnivore.com/beer/
See if you're going to lose your vege powers tangled.
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I am already aware of this.I did spend a while actively trying to avoid beers that use isinglass, but it is quite difficult.
Technically I am not consuming it, as it is designed to float to the bottom, not to appear in the finished product.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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Alright, pedantry is my game.Sink then.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:38,
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I bet you kick up a fuss if I drained your pasta through bacon though wouldn't you.(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:39, Reply)
We briefly had a vegan friendly beer.It tasted like crap.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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They must all be shit then.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:44,
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That's not what I said is it though Tangles.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:47,
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Sorry, I'm still in argument mode from the previous thread.Plus chompy is trying to put bacon in my pasta.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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that's ok.I met Monty last night, he's ace.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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He has his demons to contend with, but you can see the light is still on somewhere in there.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:53,
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He spent about 5 minutes trying to harass tabes playing the quiz, Then when I asked him to leave them alone,and just chill at the bar, he called me a wanker, but then he apologised. He then spent about 10 mins telling me how I was wrong, and that pubs were for speaking to people, and then he called me a wanker again. Then he apologised and promised to leave everyone alone and just finish his pint. Then he started harassing the staff, called one of them a whore, and so I told him to leave. He hugged me, and then got offensive and told me to to fuck off, and he was going to wait outside for the police so he could beat them up (at no point did i threaten to call the police) after about 10 minutes, he came back in, told me i was a wanker, and that he was really sorry, he's just an old alcoholic and wanted someone to talk to. Then we had a nice hug, he smelt like whiskey mac, and he told me he loved me, and that if I wanted he would buy me a beer in the half moon across the road.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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Ok, you got me.Let's take away prisoners' right to vote.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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Yay!But they don't have it anyway. Isn't that the point of the argument?
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I don't know, is there some way you could avoid draining it this way?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:41,
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my girlfriend is vegetarian, and sometimes i have sex with her (mostly on wednesdays)is that what you want too?
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Could we make it Thursdays instead?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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Its ambiguous enough to be taken either wayas was that sentence, oddly enough.
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i've got a headache, localboyi don't know if i can stand for this kind of horrendous bullying
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I live in Oxford.The University of Oxford is here. Some of the shit that we do, just because the University has decreed it, for whatever bullshit historical reasons is wonderful.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:30,
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I think i may have alreadymentioned this,but i am in 1, possibly 2 episode of Lewis.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:36,
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he's a fictional character.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:40,
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Mainly fighting one another for the sake of not backing down.Alt: For my money, you can't top the own-brand salt and vinegar that Sainsbury's stocked in the late 80s. Made your eyes water, they did.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:32,
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Prolly McCoysLondon is full of wankers I'm sure you'll agree
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Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:32,
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I'd nob the one in tartan. We have a Jack the Ripper tour here. It's OK actually and you end up on Brick Lane for a curry.
Alt: Worcester Sauce Wheat Crunchies or Pickled Onion Monster Munch. I assume maize based snacks count as crisps?
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Of course you can have maize based snacks.Hell, you could even go with the Scampi Fry and I wouldn't mind.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:34,
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They still pop up in shops every now and again.Usually weird little corner shops, though. I haven't seen them in proper shops in *ages*.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:38,
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wh smith sells themfact
secondly, it is the ham and mustard one that rocks your world.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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You're thinking of Ham and Pickle and no, it doesn't.Do we have *nothing* in common?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:54,
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Brannigans are Ham and Pickle and Roast Beef and Mustard.I will not tolerate dissention.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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I've always had roast beef and mustard brannigansnone of this other muck
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glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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alt: The "limited edition " peppered steak Mccoys though how a packet of crisps van be limited edition eludes me.
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They did that with the peanut butter Kit Kat. Nestle cunts, with their Swiss ways.
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And the ice-cream flavoured Monster Munch.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:39,
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WTF? Why wasn't I informed? Ice cream MM? That's got me fizzing at the clopper.
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From wikiLimited editions
Throughout the years there have been several limited edition flavours available for a short period of time. A "Baked Bean" flavour was made available in 2003 for Comic Relief. A "Vanilla Ice Cream" flavour was released in 2004, and was received with mostly negative reaction. This type of monster munch was non-savoury, and it contained sugar instead of salt.
There were also variants that could turn the consumer's tongue a different colour. This usually meant the tongue was turned blue, though a variant that could turn the tongue either blue or green was available for a time.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:43,
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www.b3ta.com/questions/offtopic/post1765925
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:57,
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yes finebut who the fuck thought sweet vanilla flavoured crisps would be a go-er?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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The new product research and development department at Walkers?(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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The monsters probably had kids and one of them looked like a ice cream.Stands to reason, innit.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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They only produce them for a limited period of time.Is that so hard to understand?
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:39,
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Not as a concept, no. But why do it to such a great crisp. Deserving, as it is, of a place in the permanent crisp pantheon hall of fame.
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Yes, but usually a "limited edition"is individually numbered, so as to prove its provenance, for investment purposes/inclusion in a collection, etc.
Nothing is produced forever (except possibly bullshit).
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Crisps are not produced for the purpose of investment or inclusion in a collection.There would be nothing to gain from producing a run of 100 individually numbered packets.
But if you were to make a big thing about only producing a particular flavour for a limited time period, you increase the desirability of the product and sell more than if you had simply launched it as a new flavour to the range.
If this proves to be successful then you can still reserve the right to add it to the range "due to public demand"
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:49,
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some times, you make my willy fizz.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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is this a surprise to you?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:51,
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It used to make me sad too.and then I started being responsible for a business, and started doing the same shit that I used to think was bummish.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:02,
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Thinking about it...I've not had a packet of rib n saucy Nik Naks in ages.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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I'd like to show my support for this flavour.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:48,
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No way.Nice n Spicy 4EVA!!!!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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You like both men and women.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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Wanna fight?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:50,
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Like that scene from Women in Love?YES!
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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I was thinking more Bridget Jones 2.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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I haven't seen it, but I do like a bit of roleplay.I'll follow your lead.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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We get to have sex in a fountain.It's going to be epic.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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also: Hot and Spicy Pringleswhich seem to have been discontinued, the paprika ones are shit by comparison.
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i live in londonthe pointless shit are the twats who come into town for the day and think they are welcome. GET OUT OF THE WAY.
alt: i like the new "healthy" pop chips. 94 calories seems less guilt-inducing than 200 cals, even if they are both shit and have no nutrition.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:52,
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how would i point at your face and mock from up there?(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:56,
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why don't you go shit in a greggs hatand then put it on?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:59,
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firstly, stunned LOVES mesecondly, he already has a bird. do try to keep up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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i'm going to an art fair tonighti might buy a painting of one.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:03,
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A painting of an art fair? That's a bit derivative isn't it?
Wuv woo.
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you know those giant salty balls that you suck?could you try not doing it?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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how is your amazingly mentally sound girlfriend ?speaking of fat slags
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 15:58,
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his girlfriend is one or something, i dunno(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:00,
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Oh don't joke about that sort of thing Swipehow would you like it if we all made cancer jokes about you?
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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i definitely wouldn't make a joke about her getting human pamplona virus from all the gay cock she's had up heror ovarian cancer from the complete lack of use of her uterus
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hang on, i think that's the wrong way roundyou are more likely to get ovarian cancer if you have had kids, but more likely to get breast cancer if you haven't. i wouldn't want you to get your deathwishes all mixed up.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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I think you'll find breast feeding decreases the risk of both.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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well, my friend whose baby is a few weeks oldsaid that she gave up breast feeding when the baby damaged her nipples so much that the baby then started spitting out blood from them. apart from the fact that she may have given birth to the anti-christ, this is not a good advert.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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She just has a stupid baby who can't do it properly.(
tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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Good job she's the only person who's ever tried breast feeding and therefore the only person whose opinion on the matter can be trusted.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:22,
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one thing's for sureshe's got more idea than you'll ever have
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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i also said pamplona virusand pamplona is the place in spain where they have the running of the bulls
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i think i already have?not sure if i imagined it, but i might have done
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maybe one stood on your headand that's why you have no neck?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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Where abouts in London do you live?(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:01,
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fair enough, that is london, I'll stand down.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:04,
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She makes a big deal about never living anywhere outside London properas it's all pikey. This is despite being a Mancunian.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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no, this is not true at allpeople can live where they want. frankly, i'd like it if a few more of them fucked off, so i could actually get on a tube/bus/road.
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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you know, you could just not live in London.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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i knowi just need to move all the people and buildings that i really like
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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fair enough.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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Sorry, you make a big deal about YOU never etc etcBy which I mean the outer zones.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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i'm probably having a go at a specific targetlike some cunt who lives in slough
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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ayealthough technically the street sign says "ken high st"
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:07,
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says the guy who stood underneath my balcony and cried until i let him in(
rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:05,
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you were just looking for an excuse to come backi made sure i quashed it
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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if you couldn't seewhy did you walk off without them?
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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I was drunk, I could barely see anyway.You still threw my glasses in a hedge.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:14,
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I just want to get lost in a gunt one more time.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:06,
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i left my ipad in mineso you can find your way out again
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rachelswipe with a fork, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:13,
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that is very kind of you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:15,
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Hey you geeky type peopleI'm replacing the hard drives in my computer with bigger ones which means I'll have 2 spare 500Gb drives that I want to put in caddies and use to watch films through my TV.
Can anyone recommend a good quality Hard Disk Caddy that won't make a ridiculously loud noise?
Thanks in advance
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:08,
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Also do you have a media player attached to the TV already or will the "caddy" have to have that built in.(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11, Reply)
No, Im' just going to attach it with a USB cord, I don't need a media player.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:12,
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What media player do you use and how is it connected to your network if at all(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:14, Reply)
I don't use a media playermy TV can read .avi and .mkv and .mp4 files off a memory stick or external hard drive when connected via a USB cable.
So I'm gonna back up all my films onto a hard drive, connect it to the telly, and voila, watching films.
But I need to put the hard drive in a caddy to power it and give it USB connectivity.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:18,
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Oh right. these are pretty coolwww.ebuyer.com/319953-startech-hard-drive-docking-station-satdock2u3gb
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Hmmm, actually that is pretty coolThe only problem is that on the occasions I want to add things to one of the hard drives I'd have to move the whole thing over to my computer.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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You'll have to do that anyway unless you get a NAS with a media player attachment.Does your TV only accept USB or does it have an ethernet port?
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It does have ethernet, but as I was saying to GOnz I'm not gonna be running cables from my router to anything on the other side of the fireplace.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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If you can't run a cable, then you'll have to move the caddy to copy stuff.Or get a caddy with wireless built in but they're shit on the whole.
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What Gonz suggested is probably the best option for me at this stage.But I'll think about getting a NAS or something if we ever move and get somewhere with carpets where I can hide cables.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:34,
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Especially since a 500GB drive will happily contain pretty much everything I've ever downloaded.And I'm gonna have 2.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:40,
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If you want to lend me one, I can completely fill it up with movies/telly.I got shitloads of stuff, just drop it off with me for a week and I'll leave it copy'n'pasting on my media pc. Just give me a ballpark of what kind of thing you like.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:06,
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Trouble with that one is (a) it'll look ugly for a livingroom, and (b) the telly itself might not be able to see both hard drives like a normal computer.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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Two of these and doing the hot-swap thing I said down there would be a good sollution... its not like you'd ever use more than one HD at a time anyway.www.ebuyer.com/149272-extra-value-hard-drive-enclosure-black-sub3zw
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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My pleasure =)Just to make sure first though, they are desktop hard drives ain't they?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:42,
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Sweet, two of those puppies should do you good.The light can be annoyingly bright if you've turned the lights off, so a bit of tape to diffuse the light would do the trick.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:59,
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here you go
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:09,
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I believe Bill Murray has some in his shed(
Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:10,
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The sound would be of the disks spinning up, not from the caddy/power itself. So you should be alright with any of them.If you want some extra 'wow' factor, but would spend few quid more, then go for a "NAS" type, it'll plug into your rooter and everything can access it. Or you can get caddies with HDMI ports that essenchally do the job for you.
How are you plugging it into the telly?
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:16,
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I don't want anyting like that as I'll have to run cables around my fireplace and it's a non starterI just want to put my hard disk in a caddy and then plug the caddy into the telly via USB.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:18,
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Cool, ok, this is how I'd do it.I'd get one USB cable, run it behind the telly and let it loose into where you're planning to keep the media equipment. I'd then get two identical caddies (if they're laptop you can skip this bit) so the power sockets are the same, and run the power cable too behind it. Now you can hot-swap one disk for another when you want it. You might want to put some masking tape over the light too.
With the other caddie's powercable and USB cable, you can keep that attached to where-ever your computer is, so you can hot-swap on that end for loading content.
Forget all the extras like RAID, NAS and Media, go for cheap and one that looks right for your setup. Cheaper ones don't have coolants.
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G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:28,
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Also, I thought some caddies had fans that could be noisy?(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:19,
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A lot do have fans, some are open without.But the HDDs will be noisier than both.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:21,
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The one Chompy linked to would be finebut you're fundamentally just buying a SATA to USB adaptor, so you can't go too far wrong whatever you buy. I wouldn't spend more than fifty quid on one for this reason.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:26,
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I saw some on Amazon for about 15 20 quid, is that ludicrously cheap or perfectly reasonable?(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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I guess the expensive ones might, but I've never bought one with, and pretty much every hard drive I've ever had is in a caddy somewhere.(
G/PP 💩💩💩💩💩€, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:24,
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I'm glad you are getting your problems solved here, Al.I really am, but you've made this thread really dull.
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tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:23,
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I'd like to help you here tangles, I really would, you're a nice guybut it's just that you're so shit it makes me want to stab myself in the ears with a pencil.
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Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:25,
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My town is pointless.Everything in it is pointless.
We have a three month sandcastle display over the summer. Outside. Where it rains.
Alt: Smiths Ringlings. Sadly, not widely available in Britain.
http://www.belgianflavours.com/uk/smiths-ring-lings.html
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:11,
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I was just starting to wonder if everyone had me on 2.0It's hard times, Q.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:29,
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i'd never 2.0 you, b3ththere isn't an internet hiding screen thing big enough
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I'VE BEEN SLANDERED IN THIS THREAD.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:31,
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Yeah?Well your mum's been slandered on my...hang on.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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PLUS IT'S WELL FUCKEN BORINGCaddies indeed. FFS
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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Surely that is better than zombies and crisps.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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The sad thing is that you might even be right.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:37,
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I got nothing, Jeff. Am having an annoying day.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:39,
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Well start an annoying thread then.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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If I get time.I might come and visit you before Christmas.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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I'm researching cambelts.I could start a discussion on those if you'd prefer?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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he had a scabby pony tail, and a scrappy beard. it was definitely you.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:38,
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well, it was nice to meet you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:41,
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God I LOVE that 'Lady Marmalade' song!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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look, monty, get on this stupid bristol zombie link thing and help me out will you.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:45,
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t o be fair, i don't think my comments are getting on anyway.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:54,
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i haven't written anything libelous.(
Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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i don't know the context of what monty's going on aboutbut he's saying he was 'slandered online', but you can't be slandered in writing, you get libelled in writing and slandered by word of mouth
or something
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Got you beatwww.timeout.com/london/alternative-nightlife/event/274691/1383350/the-old-vic-tunnels-and-time-out-live-present-zombie-horror-camp
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:32,
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Sometimes I hate people SO MUCH. (
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:33,
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He was drinking halves of guiness as well, HALVES????
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:44,
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I really hoped it was you, and that you had come to visit, but been a bit nervous about us finally meeting, got a bit carried away with the dutch courage, and then fucked it up.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:46,
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I bet that's what happened.It definitely was Monty and not me.
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:55,
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If you really want to see real news.Come to Milton Keynes.
www.miltonkeynes.co.uk/news/local/new-fund-will-stop-grass-cutting-farce-1-4404841
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I hope it will be administered by specially appointed turf accountants.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:49,
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Don't get me started on grass, the park over the road from me is half owned by the City Council, and Half by the County Council (ancient boundary lines and all that) so each month, one half is cut on the last tuesday, and the other half on the first wednesday.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 16:52,
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Well, can't you see how it is a bit daft?I'm not upset as such, but it does beggar belief.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:17,
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Well yes,but it's the council, they have their own versions of what is and isn't silly.
(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:27, Reply)
In the sense that you haven't decidedor that you don't know what to call what you're going to do?
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The Light in Chains don't touch the Pope's boner, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:07,
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You should add some crisps to the meal.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:12,
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Okay, I'm gonna do friend mince lamb and salt and vinegar chipsticks.(
Bazongaloid, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:19,
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I bet you wouldn't dare say that when Cavy was here...(
b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:14,
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Thisisbristol MORE LIKE!!!!!!!11(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:27,
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I did post up ^ somewhere that I might come up for a visit at some point.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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Let me know the weekends you are free.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:38,
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I'll see what weekends I'm free pre-ChristmasAnd we'll sort something out.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43,
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I am feeling really, really irritable.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:28,
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We don't have to talk about cambelts.We could talk about fan belts, if you'd prefer?
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:30,
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For a MK II Golf, yeah?WICK-ED!!!!!!!!
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:33,
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Doesn't look like I'm getting that now.I'm looking at them for my current car. Expensive job :(
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:35,
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What're you going to do with that steering wheel then?PS I don't want to know AT ALL.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:38,
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Keep it along with the rest of the stuff I've collected over the yearseventually I'll either buy a car or get rid of it all.
PS: Yeah, you do.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39,
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Or open a Golferabilia museum in Slough?(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40,
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He'll keep it in his underpants.*Driving him nuts lolz*
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40,
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YepAnd the belts on the VAG 1.8t engine are a pain in the arse to get to for a number of reasons.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40,
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Do please list those reasons!!!!(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42,
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Usually you have to take off the A/C compressor and the radiator to change it.Also, because of the immigrants.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:57,
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If it's like most other cars it was designed to be easy and cheap to assemble, which means utterly impossible to work on easily afterwards unless you are some sort of orangutan / octopus hybrid with unusually shaped socket spanners for fingers.
(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:01, Reply)
In some fairnessit's also about fitting lots of things into the smallest possible space whilst still retaining function, too.
But about 60% what you said.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:06,
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I should fucking hope sorubber belts aren't generally that expensive.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:55,
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Oi!that was the one I did last year.
alt: salt and vinegar/prawn cocktail/worcester sauce in that order. Or all at once. I've not had crisps in months
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:33,
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Look, Cavy, I like you, you seem alright, and after seeing it, the whole larp thing is alright by me, as long as they don' try it in the pub. But zombie walks are proper fucking shit.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:36,
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LISTEN TO WINDERS(apart from his frankly bizarre LARPing views)
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:37,
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I've got two on my side nowsoon /ot will fall to the larp side
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39,
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If it does I shall fall to the deleting my account side(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41,
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they are a bit mainstream nowlast year's was fun although there were quite a few arseholes and trendies there
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:38,
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Arseholes? At a 'zombie walk'????I'm sorry but I am struggling to believe you here.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39,
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different kind of arseholesones that let off fireworks at small children
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40,
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That's what happens when all the normos get in on somethingthat was once so edgy and cool, Monty.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41,
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This thread's like a zombieno matter how dead it looks, it just keeps lurching on and consuming my brain.
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Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44,
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today I have been tryng to get wearing bulldog clips in one's hair to become a fashion statement.
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45,
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And how has that worked out for you so far?Wait, don't tell me...
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:47,
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3 out of 7 people in my office so far
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49,
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you forget I am a trend setter(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49,
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I'd take it as an insult that I'm a dogbut from you...
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:52,
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They threw fake blood all over the windows of British Home Stores last year.There was a right outcry.
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JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42,
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um...may have been around when that happenedit was mostly handprints
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42,
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how do Zombies even have blood anyway? they're supposed to be undeadtheir hearts stopped fucking ages ago. At best they'd be grey and slightly mouldy. They can't even be accurate when they're being arses.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44,
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from eating other peoples' brains(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45,
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right.obviously.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:47,
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you perhaps missed the lashings of sticky sarcasm in my postI must try harder.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:51,
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there was some in mine, too(
Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:52,
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*epic sarcasm fives*(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:53,
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I bet. Letting shops have windows, it's a disgrace.(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43,
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I was amazed at how many zombies drank Thatchers Gold.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44,
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In my experience, it's the drinking of rough cider that comes before the 'lurching about like a zombie'
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46,
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The locals haven't quite grasped the concept of 'doors'and keep walking into the windows like flies on a summer's day.
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44,
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Are you going to zombie Bristol again this weekend?(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39,
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"a few arseholes and trendies" ?Cavy. I like you. But you're talking about dressing up as a zombie in public and parading around a town centre. That's pretty much 157.4 kiloMurdochs on the arsehole scale as a minimum.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42,
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FINALLY I have cheered up reading this post.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43,
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whelp! at least from this subthreadI found that two people liked me. I'll be adding this to 'memorable events' on my facebook timeline
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43,
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I like you a lot, Cavo.Enough to worry deeply about your interests.
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Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44,
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I'm pretty "down" with the LarpingI mean, it's not really my bag or owt, but it's harmless and I can see why people might enjoy it. But zombie walks? It's just fucking freshers week "lolarious" cockjockery gone feral.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46,
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this is one of the reasonsI'm not going this year. If there isn't a plot, storyline and peril, I'm not interested in being a zombie
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:48,
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Again, i reiterate that i think you're alright, but it was always arseholes and trendies.
I have a huge zombie film collection, I own horror folk records, I am a little bit over the top when it comes to zombie stuff. It's embarrassing. I have never felt the urge to dress like a zombie and walk the streets of any town. The Walking Dead is shit. It is a trend thing, just like steampunk a couple of years ago, and pirates before that. The only one of these "theme walks" i have any respect r is the Santa one in London, and that's only because it's a bunch of hilarious drunks.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45,
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It is embarrassing, you're right.(
Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46,
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But i don't go out in the streets, covered in obscure zombie DVD's playing a ukulele singing about how i killed my girlfriend and ate her. I keep it to the privacy of my own home. Although, there are records that I wouldn't play to ladypig.
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:51,
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and rightly so.I mean, it's one thing to record the dying screams of those hookers, but it's entirely another to play them back at a dinner party.
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:53,
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This is the problemif 1000 people dressed as, I dunno, Upsy-Daisy or something, and wandered around a town centre, they'd rightly be dismissed as fucking idiots, ideally with a couple of them getting a light kicking. But some other random fictional character group is somehow acceptable?
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49,
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*aims for high five**punches in face instead*
*cries like a fucking girl*
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b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:58,
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you cried because you punched monty?(
the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:59,
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+ although other Spanish holiday resorts are available.(
JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:02,
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Oh, 9.8 from the Albanian judge there.*cricket applause*
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the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:05,
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Mnnnnnneeeeeeeeooooooooooooowwwwwwwwwwww!!!dakakkakakakak*peowwwww BOOM bloomin heck Biggles old boy, we're in the shit* DAKAAKKAKKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAKAAK mnnnnneeeeeoooooowwwwwwwwwww
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Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:11,
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Tally ho Ginger! Bunch of monkeys on your
ceiling, sir! Grab your egg and
fours and let's get the bacon
delivered!
(, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:17, Reply)
right enoughneed a new thread though, this one is getting worn
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Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 18:19,
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