Oi!
that was the one I did last year.

alt: salt and vinegar/prawn cocktail/worcester sauce in that order. Or all at once. I've not had crisps in months
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:33, 1 reply, 13 years ago)

Look, Cavy, I like you,
you seem alright, and after seeing it, the whole larp thing is alright by me, as long as they don' try it in the pub. But zombie walks are proper fucking shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:36, Reply)

LISTEN TO WINDERS
(apart from his frankly bizarre LARPing views)
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:37, Reply)

I've got two on my side now
soon /ot will fall to the larp side
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

If it does I shall fall to the deleting my account side

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)

get ready

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)

You should do it now
get a head start.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

they are a bit mainstream now
last year's was fun although there were quite a few arseholes and trendies there
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:38, Reply)

Arseholes? At a 'zombie walk'????
I'm sorry but I am struggling to believe you here.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

different kind of arseholes
ones that let off fireworks at small children
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:40, Reply)

That's what happens when all the normos get in on something
that was once so edgy and cool, Monty.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)

I see.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

This thread's like a zombie
no matter how dead it looks, it just keeps lurching on and consuming my brain.
( Kroney, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

hahaha10/10

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

nicely done

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

today I have been tryng to
get wearing bulldog clips in one's hair to become a fashion statement.
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

And how has that worked out for you so far?

Wait, don't tell me...
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

3 out of 7 people in my office
so far
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49, Reply)

you forget I am a trend setter

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49, Reply)

trend red
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

I'd take it as an insult that I'm a dog
but from you...
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

dogging lolz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:57, Reply)

They threw fake blood all over the windows of British Home Stores last year.
There was a right outcry.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

um...may have been around when that happened
it was mostly handprints
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

how do Zombies even have blood anyway? they're supposed to be undead
their hearts stopped fucking ages ago. At best they'd be grey and slightly mouldy. They can't even be accurate when they're being arses.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Stupid cunts.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

from eating other peoples' brains

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

right.
obviously.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:47, Reply)

duh

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)

you perhaps missed the lashings of sticky sarcasm in my post
I must try harder.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

there was some in mine, too

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:52, Reply)

*epic sarcasm fives*

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:53, Reply)

I bet. Letting shops have windows, it's a disgrace.

( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I was amazed at how many zombies drank Thatchers Gold.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

In my experience, it's the drinking of rough cider
that comes before the 'lurching about like a zombie'
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

The locals haven't quite grasped the concept of 'doors'
and keep walking into the windows like flies on a summer's day.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

Are you going to zombie Bristol again this weekend?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:39, Reply)

nah

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:41, Reply)

Good.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

"a few arseholes and trendies" ?
Cavy. I like you. But you're talking about dressing up as a zombie in public and parading around a town centre. That's pretty much 157.4 kiloMurdochs on the arsehole scale as a minimum.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:42, Reply)

FINALLY I have cheered up reading this post.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

whelp! at least from this subthread
I found that two people liked me. I'll be adding this to 'memorable events' on my facebook timeline
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:43, Reply)

I like you a lot, Cavo.
Enough to worry deeply about your interests.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:44, Reply)

THREE!

( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

I'm pretty "down" with the Larping
I mean, it's not really my bag or owt, but it's harmless and I can see why people might enjoy it. But zombie walks? It's just fucking freshers week "lolarious" cockjockery gone feral.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

this is one of the reasons
I'm not going this year. If there isn't a plot, storyline and peril, I'm not interested in being a zombie
( Citizen Cavy Admires your passion for conformity, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:48, Reply)

Again,
i reiterate that i think you're alright, but it was always arseholes and trendies.
I have a huge zombie film collection, I own horror folk records, I am a little bit over the top when it comes to zombie stuff. It's embarrassing. I have never felt the urge to dress like a zombie and walk the streets of any town. The Walking Dead is shit. It is a trend thing, just like steampunk a couple of years ago, and pirates before that. The only one of these "theme walks" i have any respect r is the Santa one in London, and that's only because it's a bunch of hilarious drunks.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:45, Reply)

It is embarrassing, you're right.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:46, Reply)

But i don't go out in the streets,
covered in obscure zombie DVD's playing a ukulele singing about how i killed my girlfriend and ate her. I keep it to the privacy of my own home. Although, there are records that I wouldn't play to ladypig.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:51, Reply)

and rightly so.
I mean, it's one thing to record the dying screams of those hookers, but it's entirely another to play them back at a dinner party.
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:53, Reply)

This is the problem
if 1000 people dressed as, I dunno, Upsy-Daisy or something, and wandered around a town centre, they'd rightly be dismissed as fucking idiots, ideally with a couple of them getting a light kicking. But some other random fictional character group is somehow acceptable?
( the mighty badger Aphrodite, on a bar stool, by your side, Wed 24 Oct 2012, 17:49, Reply)