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what insult made you cry like a fucking little girl?
have you ever cut yourself to show that your scars aren't just on the inside?

why the fuck are you all such miserable shits?
( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:45, 13 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:46, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

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(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:53, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:56, Reply)

Lack of mussel tone, that.

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:57, Reply)

needs to do some more exercise
get some cardio bivalvescular work done.
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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 12:48, Reply)

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( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:18, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:20, Reply)

I picked a blood-flecked bogey out of my nose a minute ago
which was better than anything that prick dozer has done
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 13:24, Reply)

I made a cake once, and someone didn't say it was moist
fuckers
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:02, Reply)

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( mark morrisons prison shoes I love Willie, Thu 25 Oct 2012, 14:14, Reply)