taking ladypig out for dinner somewhere nice tonight,
work all day tomorrow, then my shitcunt brothers birthday on Sunday. It'll be alright.

After my permanently wonkadonk left leg, I'm a pillar of health.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:52, 2 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

Bike accident?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Motor or pedal?

( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

motor.
Got hit by a man with a double~barelled surname. Just goes to show, the posh are trying to put us all down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

A guy I know was knocked down by the Marquess of Bath
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/6233194.stm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Since you were riding a motorbike it was pretty much definitely your fault.
I suspect you were riding in the wrong lane, overtaking on the inside or just accelerating unnecessarily quickly in a built up area.
( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I bet he was poppin' a wheelie in a school zone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I think he was tailgating and then swung out rapidly into a blind spot and then got upset when the car driver panicked

( Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Somewhere you and ladypig can help yourselves to the salad cart I shouldn't wonder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

might go to Toby Carvery.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I do like a Toby Carvery every so often.
Makes me feel posh.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)