Yeah eff that yo.
Captain Placid is going to a party - Plumdozer is going to be ruining a different one with a four-hour 'sadcore' set - but what're YOU doing tonight OR INDEED THE REST OF THE WEEKEND?

I'm off to see some manky old hippies tonight and am gonna get shitfaced tomorrow as no kid this weekend. Might go out for grilled Brazilian meat on Sunday as have a Groupon voucher entitling two people to eat all the meat they possibly can for £14. Nommy nom nom.

Alt: I bruised my cheek on a doorframe yesterday. In the words of Hans Zarkoff in 'Flash Gordon' 'ARE YOU INJURED?'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:42, 197 replies, latest was 13 years ago)

I'm going for a curry with my wife this evening
We might go and see the new James Bond "flick" on saturday or sunday.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:43, Reply)

I'm definitely up for a bit of Bond. It looks good and got a 5 star review in The Times.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

But what did Paul Ross make of it?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

* A bit shit actually, bring back Lazenby

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:50, Reply)

'Disappointing lack of the Jaws character but otherwise THE BEST FILM OF ALL TIME'

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Guess which film he's talking about here.
It’s fantastic - everything a big budget blockbuster should be and then some. More gripping than Gladiator, more tear-jerking than Titanic and, unlike a lot of recent historical epics, honest and accurate. So this is the must-see movie of the summer. And what a movie!... It’s the kind of film David Lean would have been proud of - an event movie you’ve simply got to see. It’s sensational.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

Father of the Bride 2

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:00, Reply)

I'm gonna go with Pirates of the Caribbean

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

The remake of Conan the Barbarian?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:02, Reply)

All Wrong
It's Pearl Harbour
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

An American war film "honest and accurate "??
Yeah, like that would ever happen.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:07, Reply)

yeah right!
like anyone could believe daredevil would be able to fly a plane!
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Tonight, curry, then Muse
Then tomorrow late lunch, then halloween party, sunday, may watch bond, then having a "scary movie night" at a friends. It'll be shit.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:47, Reply)

So 'poos then Muse'?
Scary 'Movie' night sounds well bollocks.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:48, Reply)

I suggested only 80s horrors
because they're all lol.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

If he was watching scary films it would probably be all right.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

surely there is no such thing?
unless you're a child?
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:51, Reply)

I'm terrified of Dr Who.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

So am I.
Well, terrified of being forced to watch it ever again.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

cos it's full of gingers?

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

I'm a big fan of the ginger ladies Quints

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

Al has a list of ginger actresses who he'd like to finger.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

Not just ginger ones
and not just actresses.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

how many fingers are we talking?

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Some deserve more than others.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

are we talking full bowling ball for some
fist for others, and maybe a pinky toe for the odd one or two?
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

If you wanted it you should have put a ging on it

(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Watch shit 80'a

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

Finally I statement I can really get behind

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

i might use it as my campaign motto in the european elections.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

A Muse bush.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

Oh HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

It made my mouth laugh*
*It didn't really
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:06, Reply)

I'm on the bus.
and this phone is shit.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

on the bus. and this phone is
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

haha, monty is a battered wife

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

She's told me twice already!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:53, Reply)

no i meant you're married to battered, you ginormous homosexual

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:56, Reply)

Monty is fat?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I think 'grotesquely corpulent' is more accurate.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:58, Reply)

i'd have said capering daddy long-legs

( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

:o(
It's true!
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

No it fucking isn't.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

No kids this weekend
So I'll be out and about with the bird. It's my lad's birthday tomorrow so I'll stop by the ex's house to give him his prezzies. That's pretty much it.

Tl;dr: Feck all.
(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:49, Reply)

taking ladypig out for dinner somewhere nice tonight,
work all day tomorrow, then my shitcunt brothers birthday on Sunday. It'll be alright.

After my permanently wonkadonk left leg, I'm a pillar of health.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:52, Reply)

Bike accident?

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:54, Reply)

yup.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:55, Reply)

Motor or pedal?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

motor.
Got hit by a man with a double~barelled surname. Just goes to show, the posh are trying to put us all down.
( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

A guy I know was knocked down by the Marquess of Bath
news.bbc.co.uk/1/hi/england/somerset/6233194.stm
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Since you were riding a motorbike it was pretty much definitely your fault.
I suspect you were riding in the wrong lane, overtaking on the inside or just accelerating unnecessarily quickly in a built up area.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I bet he was poppin' a wheelie in a school zone

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

I think he was tailgating and then swung out rapidly into a blind spot and then got upset when the car driver panicked

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Somewhere you and ladypig can help yourselves to the salad cart I shouldn't wonder.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

might go to Toby Carvery.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I do like a Toby Carvery every so often.
Makes me feel posh.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:05, Reply)

As mentioned in the previous thread, I am off here tonight:
www.thejekyllandhyde.co.uk/ginll-fix-it_88_3.html

Then on Saturday morning I am taking my hangover here: countryparks.warwickshire.gov.uk/country-parks/pooley-country-park/ for some outdoorsy sort of shenanigans with little tangle.

And on Sunday, theatre in the daytime then a Hallowe'en party for a load of 'orrible kids in the evening.

I'm knackered just typing all that.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:57, Reply)

I don't get the whole Gin fetishism that goes on.
It's a drink, like loads of others, drinking "the right one" doesn't turn you into some victorian gent, it just gets you drunk.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

I'm going in order to get drunk.
It is my friend's birthday and that is where she wanted to go.
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

it's like whisky
There's loads of different types and it's enormously pleasant to drink a good one.

Bad whisky actually makes me cross.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

I think that's it,
it's like whisky, but whisky is about 2-3 times the price, so people pretend Gin is the way forward.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

Whisky is only expensive because people are so pretentious about it.
There isn't actually any difference between different types of whisky, it's just another example of mass hysteria.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

no, there are huge differences between them
And yes some of the price is for show.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

No there aren't
people just pretend because they don't want to look stupid. It's the same with wine, the only difference is that some are red, some are white and some are in between.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

yes there are.
There are different types of sweetness, some are really smoky, some are toffee sweet, sine are butterscotch sweet, some are fruity some are savoury.

Loads of variety. Next time you come up north I'll make the effort to come and meet you if you lime and I will buy you three shots of different whiskies.

Offer may be revoked at any time.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Rarity and pretentiousness has a lot to do with it.
My dad's into whisky, he has some worth over £1k a bottle, and even he says it tastes no better than stuff costing £60 or so, it's just artificially inflated by rarity and bullshit.
(localboy purveyor of pisspoor puns, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

yes, a lot of the cost is BS
But bear in mind the delay between distillation and it being sold.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Which is nothing but a marketing gimmick

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

I don't believe there is any difference between different types of gin.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Oh god how COULD you use slim line tonic with Bombay Sapphire????
and LEMON, it's cucumber only, don't you know ANYTHING?!??!?
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

I like to apply the gin to a glass, slosh in a variable quantity of tonic water and then drink quickly
If I have them available I may add pieces of either lemon or lime.

I also like Pimms because it's made of gin.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

I believe it, but that doesn't mean I can always taste it.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

A shot of St Germain in a large gin is fantastic.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

i am out with some friends from my old law firm tonight for huge amounts of booze
tomorrow i have a halloween party in a bar down the kings road and sunday i am going to see my friend. i will be breathing alcohol fumes all over her child. meh.

er. how pissed were you?
( rachelswipe with a fork, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 9:59, Reply)

I bashed my face at work during the afternoon, sober as a fucking judge.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:03, Reply)

did you make you cup of tea wrong with the milk in first and not get the biscuits you like why do you make you do it?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:49, Reply)

Tonight - see previous thread
Tomorrow I'll be putting a guitar up for sale on Ebay and doing my housework.
Alt: Still waiting for a date for an MRI on my neck - the metal in it usually causes some 'interesting' nerve stimulation effects - not looking forward to it.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:08, Reply)

Oh boy, I hope your neck doesn't suddenly snap back so hard you sever your own spinal nerves
That would be a tragedy, and none of us would find it funny and laugh.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

Unlikely, the eddy current effects only affect my arms
But thanks for the sentiment.
(Captain Placid 24/7 ball gags, brownie mix and clown porn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

oh man
This is the first day in ages I've had to moisturise. Dang Autumn temperatures.
(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:09, Reply)

Jeez.
MTFU.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

M S
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Aren't you supposed to moisturise every day?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Paul Ross film quiz part 2
Which 2002 film did Paul Ross describe as
My favourite action film of all time... spectacular... glorious... brilliant.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:10, Reply)

Beethoven's 2nd?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:11, Reply)

Toy Story.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:12, Reply)

the mummy

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

One of the series...

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Superman IV?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

i actually googled it like jeff did
but didn't want to seem like i'd cheated :(

these things keep me awake at night
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

Predator 2?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Tuxedo?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:13, Reply)

Smokey And The Bandit 3

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

The Scorpion King

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:14, Reply)

CORRECT!!!!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:15, Reply)

The reason it's correct is because I googled it.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

We'll you're going on ignore for the rest of the game then.
Cheat.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

That's just mean.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Can I just say that this 'guess the Paul Ross review' game is fucking hilarious.

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Some great customer comments here
www.amazon.co.uk/Box-Canvas-Print-Paul-Ross/dp/B001N6W8U0/ref=cm_rdp_product/275-7744654-4950825
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Hahahahah
'Be careful when buying this print! It is of PAUL Ross and not as I thought his more famous lisping squint fingered brother Jonathan Woss'
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

If you only buy one 20 inch canvas print of Paul Ross this year, this is the one to get.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:34, Reply)

That is fucking brilliant.

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

No, you can't.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I love TV's Paul Ross, in a deeply sexual way

(dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

It's back in Play!`

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Nothin tonight, Lesbain birthday party and Hallloween party tomorrow, Sunday lunch with friends on Sunday...
Alt: Yes, i am missing skin down to the meat on my finger, the gash is about 2cms long and half a centre metre wide adn it's till bleeding.
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:16, Reply)

missing skin down to the meat on my finger, the
and my penis
and half a centre metre wide adn it's till bleeding
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

I can see two stitches in your immediate future.

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

theres no skin to stitch :(

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

did you tear off the E of your HATE knuckle tattoo?

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:37, Reply)

Paul Ross film quiz part 3
Which 2003 film did Paul Ross review thus:
"Superb. Melon-twistingly mega-magnificent. Astonishing. Just think of your own superlatives and double 'em. Triple them even because this is the greatest sequel of all time."
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:17, Reply)

Attack of the Clones?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

Nope, I can't use his review for that because it's so obvious.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

Breakdance II - Electric Boogaloo

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:18, Reply)

the notebook

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:20, Reply)

the Notebook isn't a sequel silly quintsy.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

fuck you, in MY mind it's a sequal to that one about the magic letterbox

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Sweet November?

(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

stop cheating!
i'm gonna tell!
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Fast and Furious 2: 2 Fast, 2 Furious?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:21, Reply)

Nope, an even bigger series than that.
Also can someone let Jeff know I've put him on ignore for the rest of the game for being a cheat.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Another 48 Hours?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:22, Reply)

Nope you're all thinking too small, it's a MASSIVE sequel, that nearly everyone thought was shit.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:23, Reply)

i've googled it, but unlike stunned i read the full page so i know what it is
i won't say though
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Beverly Hills Cop II?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

The Matrix Reloaded
(And I'll keep doing this until you take me off 2.0)
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

ruiner

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Blame Chompy
If he didn't have me on ignore, I'd play properly.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

I didn't have you on ignore and you cheated.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Why has he 2.0'd yo ass?

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

Because I googled the answers to his Paul Ross quiz.
I won't be making that mistake again.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

cos he cheated
so he carrie don cheating, NAUGHTY JEFF
(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

Oh fuck you Jeff.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

Matrix 2

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

I didn't cheat

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

do i get a prize?

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

because I won

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

no.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

yeah, well it's not your quiz piggy

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Well done 1 point to you!

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:31, Reply)

*banks*

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

You bank after 1 point.
You're the worst sort of cunt.
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:36, Reply)

I'd never win the weakest Link like popular homosexual telecommunications analyst Martin 34 from Norwich

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

King Kong lives?

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Pirates of the Carribean 2?

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Beethoven's 2nd?

(Reverend Fister "a disciplined fuckwit", Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

WTF?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:19, Reply)

Greeting from Poland. You bunch of cunts.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:24, Reply)

Fuck it.

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:25, Reply)

+und

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:26, Reply)

be careful not to be arse raped in the woods by a gang of in bred plumbers

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:27, Reply)

And how is Po-land?
Still upset about Zammo nicking his alarm clock for smack money?
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Paul Ross film quiz part 4
Which b3ta user did Paul Ross describe thus:

"He fucks dogs, cheats and speaks like a retarded farm hand, what a cunt. FIVE STARS"
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:28, Reply)

Jeffery!

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Can you narrow it down a bit?

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:29, Reply)

Actual, real and genuine LOL.
The best post I have ever read - unmissable!!!

****** Spooky Patel, The Internet
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

psychochomp

( Windy Pig I'm naturally quite suspicious about the moon., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

definitely rachelswipe

(quintsy, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:30, Reply)

hahaha

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:32, Reply)

Nice to see that some MPs are prepared to tackle the important issues of the day:
www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/638
( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:38, Reply)

Jesus christ
he was probably a nonce anyway
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:39, Reply)

How on earth did you stumble across that?

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:40, Reply)

It's important to keep abreast of EDMs, Jeffrey.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

UNBELIEVABLE!

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:42, Reply)

oh HO!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

He hasa google alert for "folk music"
other alerts include: yurts, ladysmith black mambazo, quinoa, birkinstock and beards
( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Google contact ME for updates on these things.

( tangledupinblue hairy badge with moving eyes, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You get some right crazy EDM's with only one or two signatures.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:41, Reply)

Here is one for the flids
www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/46

You might get some money out of it.
( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

that's actually important.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

that's a terrible idea, their arms will never reach all the buttons in a cockpit

( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:53, Reply)

HAHAHA

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:58, Reply)

www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/341
(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

I normally have an early day motion after a cup of tea

I hope when I die the main thing remembered about me was I was shot at with agun
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:43, Reply)

If my MP was one of the onces signing that, I would be sending letters questioning just why they thought that was an acceptable use of their time.

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:44, Reply)

You can find everything they've signed on that website.

(PsychoChomp, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:46, Reply)

You can track what your MP does on They Work For You.
They will even e-mail you when the cunt speaks in Parliament.
(Set your faces to Stunned Bigly, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:47, Reply)

They should all just grow beards, mary too
www.parliament.uk/edm/2012-13/583
( glued eel /questions/questionsyoudliketoask/post1648081, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 10:52, Reply)

New thread plz

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)

Done

(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 11:10, Reply)