This is all well and good
but who's going to pick up the pieces when my meds fail to kick in and I head to KFC?
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:32, 1 reply, 12 years ago)

AW.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:33, Reply)

Is that 'aw' as in 'sympathetic noise'
or 'anotherwanker'? Because honestly, I think I'd rather be committed.
( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:34, Reply)

Anotherwanker.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:35, Reply)

You'll be sorry when I'm dead.

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:38, Reply)

I really won't be.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)

: (

( b3th Not shit. Not mod., Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:40, Reply)

I will, b3th.
Don't you listen to these awful people. If you need a cuddle - any time - I'll be on the next train down. We can pop on a bit of Wogan and get mad busy.
( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

You could take her up the pier.

( JeffTheDogFucker Can you dig it?, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:43, Reply)

YOU REALLY MEAN 'ARSE'!!!!!!!!!

( Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:44, Reply)

I wouldn't if I were you
I heard she couldn't reach properly so it never really gets wiped.
(Bazongaloid, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:45, Reply)

I have some vomit in my mouth after reading that. Thanks a bunch.

( Fucking hell Jeff I am not a robot, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:47, Reply)

I will be

( Naked Ape call me Caitlyn, Fri 26 Oct 2012, 13:39, Reply)